More Evidences for God

[Svartalf]

(And how many think that burger is more food than she eats in an average week?)

You beat me to it

It's even angled so she doesn't have to actually get it in her mouth. (Joke about "My girl wants it in the ear" inserted here.)

OTOH, if it looks so picture perfect, odds are it's not even edible.

[cowiz]

Ian had a burger last night (oer missus). Like a trooper he removed all of the salad and tomatoes prior to nomming. What a waste of calories that would have been.

[thepill]

you got it wrong mate. Allah dont make mingers. Satan does.

so dont blame God for this:

Wow, you dont need a shovel to dig a hole.

The world is full of ugly things, ask any antelope whether it thinks lions are beautiful?

SO anyone who is not regarded as 'beautiful' was made by Satan, there is a lot of us non-beautiful people around are you suggesting we should worship the lord satan, eat pig, drink alcohol and fornicate where and when ever we can. Hey, I do most of that anyway.

A day in the life of the pill


[image picture of man eating a bacon sarnie ]

Humm, if thats my only option, I think I'd rather eat the MUFFin than the burger

OK, I admit it, apart for the bacon sarnie and the dinosaurs, most of these are just thought crimes

[mandy]

no, Satan dont create a thing mate. he just messes them up like many humans do. we are messing up planet earth.
didnt you know that originally earth was made pretty by God.

Why would Allah let Satan mess things up? Doesn't it make Allah seem a bit.... well.... impotent.

papa, didnt you see it. ive answered that already. its freedom of expression. dont you love it?

The world is full of ugly things, ask any antelope whether it thinks lions are beautiful?

SO anyone who is not regarded as 'beautiful' was made by Satan, there is a lot of us non-beautiful people around
are you suggesting we should worship the lord satan, eat pig, drink alcohol and fornicate where and when ever we can. Hey, I do most of that anyway.

mate pill, i aint never talking to no antelope.
Allah makes things pretty but satan interferes in Allah's beautiful creation and then its turns out ugly. i gave example of earth. Allah made it so nice and gave to humans, but americans are listening to satan and destroying the planet. everybody knows what usa is doing to our earth. so dont deny it, and dont go around blaming Allah when earth becomes ugly.

[Tigger]

no, Satan dont create a thing mate. he just messes them up like many humans do. we are messing up planet earth.
didnt you know that originally earth was made pretty by God.

Why would Allah let Satan mess things up? Doesn't it make Allah seem a bit.... well.... impotent.

papa, didnt you see it. ive answered that already. its freedom of expression. dont you love it?

The world is full of ugly things, ask any antelope whether it thinks lions are beautiful?

SO anyone who is not regarded as 'beautiful' was made by Satan, there is a lot of us non-beautiful people around
are you suggesting we should worship the lord satan, eat pig, drink alcohol and fornicate where and when ever we can. Hey, I do most of that anyway.

i aint never talking to no antelope mate.
Allah makes things pretty but satan interferes in Allah's beautiful creation and then its turns out ugly. i gave example of earth. Allah made it so nice and gave to humans, but americans are listening to satan and destroying the planet. everybody knows what usa is doing to our earth. so dont deny it, and dont go around blaming Allah when earth becomes ugly.

Fuck me, Mandy. you certainly don't need to go back and edit any stupid English back into that post. It's win, win, win there. Have you got a spell unchecker now?

[Pappa]

papa, didnt you see it. ive answered that already. its freedom of expression. dont you love it?

Nice to know Allah is so progressive.

[mandy]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Sloppy POEing is not allowed here.

[Pappa]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Mandy, do you ever have doubts about your faith, and if you do, how do you deal with them?

[Tigger]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

English teacher, you mean? Fuck's sake, she's crap then. Stone her.

[mandy]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Mandy, do you ever have doubts about your faith, and if you do, how do you deal with them?

i have doubt about little things but not big things like Allah and him holding me to account on day of judgement in after i die.

small stuff dont matter anyway. what matters is Allah and Heaven. everything else is little.

[normal]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Your English is almost back to it's old bad self now!

[Bella Fortuna]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Your English is almost back to it's old bad self now!

Notes to Self in Maintaining Facade.

Step 1) Never capitalise.
Step 2) Omit apostrophes.
Step 3) Use stereotypical lower-class colloquialisms and phrasing.

See, it's easy!

[normal]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Your English is almost back to it's old bad self now!

Notes to Self in Maintaining Facade.

Step 1) Never capitalise.
Step 2) Omit apostrophes.
Step 3) Use stereotypical lower-class colloquialisms and phrasing.

See, it's easy!

I don't know how easy it is since he seems to forget from time to time

[Gawdzilla Sama]

i got a proper bollocking from my pretty english miss, so im trying to get it right.

Your English is almost back to it's old bad self now!

Notes to Self in Maintaining Facade.

Step 1) Never capitalise.
Step 2) Omit apostrophes.
Step 3) Use stereotypical lower-class colloquialisms and phrasing.

See, it's easy!

I don't know how easy it is since he seems to forget from time to time

It's three steps, two more than he can handle at once.