I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

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Re: I am returned

Post by Mysturji » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:22 am

:shifty: :Flirt: :toot:
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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Re: I am returned

Post by klr » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:23 am

Looks like they've all taken a coffee break. I remember the days when your common or garden variety deity could visit floods, famines or plagues on you all before breakfast. :hmph:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Hermit » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:26 am

Woohoooooo! Loved that puppet show. Good work! :tup:


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Post by Dewi » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:08 pm

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Post by Eris » Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:22 pm

Dewi wrote:Like I said, amateurs. :roll:
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Re: I am returned

Post by eXcommunicate » Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:05 pm

hmm.... minor amusement. :read:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:46 pm

klr wrote:
YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Have you been reading Douglas Adams lately? :hum:
We'll know if he goes near a zebra crossing. :levi:
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Re: I am returned

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:48 pm

Psi Wavefunction wrote:
klr wrote:
YHVH wrote:But atheists are obsessed with reason and evidence. They will demand proof, proof denies faith, and without faith, we are nothing.
Have you been reading Douglas Adams lately? :hum:
I wonder who's behind all this :hum: :hum: :hum:
Not me I'm afraid, I wish I had thought of it though.
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Re: I am returned

Post by Pappa » Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:48 pm

Allah wrote:What am I? Chopped liver?
Pigs' liver?
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Re: I am returned

Post by Mysturji » Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:38 pm

FrigidSymphony wrote:When Thor finally gets here you are all going to get it.
Bugger!
Now I wish I had thought of includingThor.
I just found the perfect avatar for him:

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Re: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by Faithfree » Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:59 pm

So where the fuck is Magdalene?
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Re: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:01 pm

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Great puppet show Myst! :tup:
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Re: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by jain » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:42 pm

WOW, this makes it all clear now, I was wrong all along!! :mob: :mob: :leave:
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Re: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:50 pm

:tea: Please continue. That was entertaining!
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Re: I am returned - are you Rapture Ready?

Post by JesusLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:54 pm

Shoot, I missed all the fun.
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