Why is Islam growing fastest?

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:27 pm

Unfortunately, given all the evidence available, there is no indication that Allah actually exists. So ...

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:32 pm

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I see it isn't just catholics who like their young boys
OK, what the HELL is going on there? :shock: :|~ And what's with all the iconic imagery everyone's holding?

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

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Thinking Aloud wrote:Unfortunately, given all the evidence available, there is no indication that Allah actually exists. So ...
The Qur'an begs to differ. :tea:
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:11 pm

mandelson wrote:women are best things for men to enjoy. but if you wanna dump women and sleep with men, then thats up to you mate,
but let tell you, you are missing out on the best stuff. nothing beats a passionate woman. try her out tigger. you will never have gay feelings ever again.
Ever heard of zina? Look it up. You can get stoned to death for fucking women just as easily as men in the islamic world. Of course that is only the prescribed punishment in hadith - the qu'rap is merciful and limits the sentence to 100 lashes. :roll:

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:39 pm

mandelson wrote:women are best things for men to enjoy. but if you wanna dump women and sleep with men, then thats up to you mate,
but let tell you, you are missing out on the best stuff. nothing beats a passionate woman. try her out tigger. you will never have gay feelings ever again.
Nothing beats a passionate women with the possible exception of a fucked up Muslim following Sharia Law.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:07 pm

mandelson wrote: tigger, tell me this - are you free do anything you like? do any laws restrict you too?
i didnt think so. so dont gimme that freedom crap. you are just as much chained up as i am, mate.
the only difference is that you are tied up by silly impotent men wearing stupid costumes, where as im tied up by the creator of the universe.
Yes I am free to do anything I like. My personal moral code, perhaps unlike the one you are implying you might have were it not for your asinine beliefs, actually leads me down a route where I would not want to do anything morally corrupt. Yours however, is sanctioned by your evil book and allows, nay encourages, your ugly behaviour as a Muslim.

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I can’t imagine costumes more stupid that these, Mandelson:
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Leading to you making women wear stupid ones like these:
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mandelson wrote: muslims dont give a crap about stupid man made laws. exceution of gays was sanctioned by highest legitimate authority known to man - Allah.
you just choose to obey, or are forced to obey, authority of lying corrupt presidents or prime ministers who cant get their story straight.
That is pathetic. An evil little story perpetuated by men who like to bugger little boys in order to preserve their own “virginity”.
I obey the man-made laws because, by and large they make sense. I do not adhere to the nonsense written about someone who may not even have existed.
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Tigger wrote:For fuck’s sake, I am not a Muslim who expects to get my beardy way with anyone that takes my fancy just because a) they have a twat and are therefore inferior, and b) I am one.
what are you on about now. what does that suppose to mean?
women are best things for men to enjoy. but if you wanna dump women and sleep with men, then thats up to you mate,
but let tell you, you are missing out on the best stuff. nothing beats a passionate woman. try her out tigger. you will never have gay feelings ever again.
It means that as non Muslim, I am free to treat women as the equals they are, not the articles that someone with your beliefs thinks they are. “Women are the best things for men to enjoy”. How fucking arrogant you sound.
In case you missed it, I am bi-sexual. Thus I enjoy the company of men and women – some men anyway. Others I can’t fucking abide.
mandelson wrote:i told you im not gay, i like women. i dont like gays, in this country gays are safe. but in muslim countries gays would not come out of their closet. there are gays there but they keep their dirty stuff it under the carpet. you know what i mean.
I suppose you could call me gay then, Mandelson, and as such you don’t like me. It’s ok though, I don’t think I’d like you either. Therefore, as requested before, in this thread, I insist that you stop calling me mate. I find familiarity like that from one who speaks as you do repugnant and personally insulting. This is another personal request for you not to do it again.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by JOZeldenrust » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:14 pm

mandelson wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé:
You luuuuurrrrrvvvvve him. You want to gay him up. Admit it.
come on man, i was just answering her question.
Charlou is a good woman. how can you say such disgusting thing to her. i reckon you should make it up to the lady.


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I think your white knighting of Charlou is quite offensive. Charlou is a grown woman. If she doesn't like the way she's adressed, she can make that clear on her own.

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Azathoth » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:22 pm

JOZeldenrust wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé:
You luuuuurrrrrvvvvve him. You want to gay him up. Admit it.
come on man, i was just answering her question.
Charlou is a good woman. how can you say such disgusting thing to her. i reckon you should make it up to the lady.


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I think your white knighting of Charlou is quite offensive. Charlou is a grown woman. If she doesn't like the way she's adressed, she can make that clear on her own.
and she has a ban hammer :pawiz:

I reckon Mandy needs some of this to bring him out of the closet

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by JOZeldenrust » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:29 pm

HOT!

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Tigger » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:45 pm

I have the answer to the OP.

"Why is Islam growing fastest?"

Because it's a FUCKING CANCER.
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Post by mandy » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:31 pm

Thinking Aloud:
Unfortunately, given all the evidence available, there is no indication that Allah actually exists. So ...
come on will ya, use your head for a change. just coz you have seen evidence dont mean it dont exist.
I do not adhere to the nonsense written about someone who may not even have existed.
but like tigger, you adhere to laws made by silly men with stupid hats.
Xamonas Chegwé:
Are you married, Mandy? If not, keep it in your fucking pants before some mullah cuts it off.
no i aint married yet. but once im done me studies and everything, then im gonna settle down with a beautiful muslim woman for myself. nothing is better than a pious lady who sees to your every wish. its heaven on earth. but at the moment, part time enjoying the chicks is just fine for me.
JOZeldenrust:
I think your white knighting of Charlou is quite offensive. Charlou is a grown woman. If she doesn't like the way she's adressed, she can make that clear on her own.
you dont need to worry JOZ. i wont take her away from you. you look like a handsome guy. you got a good. use it. ;)
Ghatanothoa:
I reckon Mandy needs some of this to bring him out of the closet
[dirty photo of gays who are at it.]
that is disgusting. i aint a gay Ghatanothoa. so i dont live in no closet. Allah has made me free to hunt down and bend any woman i like. so dont try that gay thing with me. give it to JOZ who says its hot.

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by mandy » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:31 pm

Tigger:
Nothing beats a passionate women with the possible exception of a fucked up Muslim following Sharia Law.
you might not like sharia law tigger, but islam is spreading fast. did you know sharia law is already being allowed in britain and canada? hating it or fighting it wont make it go away.
Yes I am free to do anything I like.


thats bollocks. you cant screw your gay lover in London park can you. they would lock you up if you do that in any so called "free" western country. so dont gimme that freedom crap. it wont wash the dirty libral laws of seculalrism.
My personal moral code, perhaps unlike the one you are implying you might have were it not for your asinine beliefs, actually leads me down a route where I would not want to do anything morally corrupt.


another bollocks statement. you do want to do a lot of things which current laws wont let you. your corrupt politicians restrict your desires. you are suppressed by your government. you aint as free as you think tigger. :mrgreen:
Yours however, is sanctioned by your evil book and allows, nay encourages, your ugly behaviour as a Muslim.
your restrictions are made up by cheaters and liars who arbitrarily invent laws to suppress your immoral behaviour of atheists. and you obey them like a slave. thats so stopid.
There is no creator of the universe. Your belief is utterly flawed.
how do you know tigger. do you just make things up on the spot. you must be a leopard.
maybe you aint a tigger. i thinks got lots of spots.

I can’t imagine costumes more stupid that these, Mandelson.
Leading to you making women wear stupid ones like these:

[photos of muslim women wearing nikab to cover their faces.]
have you not seen some of those silly garment they make women to put on at the cat walks in London and Paris? i mean come on, who on earh wears such stupid dresses outside? no one.
tigger, you should now and then watch those fashion shows. it would educate you a lot about how silly atheists can be. turn women into cartoon.
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I obey the man-made laws because, by and large they make sense.
hahahahaha. tigger finally admits he is slave to stupid laws. to get out of his silly position, he calls them sensible laws. what a tigger, you now making me laugh tigger.
I do not adhere to the nonsense written about someone who may not even have existed.
hahahaha. tigger, do you know anything beside your own whims? i can assure you Prophet Mohammed existed. ;)
It means that as non Muslim, I am free to treat women as the equals they are, not the articles that someone with your beliefs thinks they are.
dogs bollocks. too right. Prophet said women were made for men. so whats wrong with that. its natural. but gay stuff aint.
In case you missed it, I am bi-sexual. Thus I enjoy the company of men and women – some men anyway. Others I can’t fucking abide.
whatever floats your boat tigger. but to me that is just disgusting. Allah wants me to screw only women, never a man. who made you go to guys i just dont know.
I suppose you could call me gay then, Mandelson, and as such you don’t like me. It’s ok though, I don’t think I’d like you either. I insist that you stop calling me mate.
alright then, if the word mate gets stuck in your throat i wont call you.
but please tigger, dont make things up. i never said i dont like you. you are a good tigger.
i said i dont like that gay guy inside you. please get rid of him. he is no good for you.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

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