75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?

[JimC]

I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!

Meh, 72 wives, that's 36 for beers and 36 for sandwiches.

Problem is that you don't have 60 arms and enough faces to handle that much beer and sandwiches at a time

The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!

actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.

Virgin mud wrestling!

[Trolldor]

...Eurgh...

[Thinking Aloud]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

[Robert_S]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

The greatest mercy of the gods.

[Tigger]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

As I said here. http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 00#p616229

Just wanted to get the last bit in again, TA

[hadespussercats]

They don't rag in heaven I don't think.

I don't see why they wouldn't, if they have hymens, vaginas, and all the rest. But since there is no heaven, this is largely academic. Pretty soon we'll be discussing how many burqua-clad women can dance on the head of a pin.

I know, I know!

It's 42, isn't it!

I think it must be. There's no other possible answer.

[hadespussercats]

The real problem you guys haven't considered is 72 wives ragging it at the same time. Oh, the horror!

actually, we count on the catfight factor to provided entertainment, hence the need for beer and sandwiches.

Virgin mud wrestling!

That would be totally awesome. Can I bomb someting?

[charlou]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

Do I detect a hint of irony?

[mandy]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

how can you say that mate. it hasnt happened yet.
girls will be handed out in paradise. you are speaking as if the hot gift ceremony took place in 1999.
maybe you are right but we will just have to wait and find out wont we.
i think it will be you who will realise you have been wrong.
you gonna miss out of the fit chicks.

[thepill]

And the saddest, most unsatisfying thing about the whole of this religiousness is that none of them will ever realise they were wrong.

how can you say that mate. it hasnt happened yet.
girls will be handed out in paradise. you are speaking as if the hot gift ceremony took place in 1999.
maybe you are right but we will just have to wait and find out wont we.
i think it will be you who will realise you have been wrong.
you gonna miss out of the fit chicks.

lol, so your told to not fornicate about and drink wine in this life, then when you die you're gonna get 72 'fit' women and as much wine as you can sup.

Humm one word comes to mind SUCKER

So does the koran explicit indicate the 'virgins' are going to be fit? Given the quality of muslim women in the world, 72 minga's more likely

[thepill]

This fixation with fornication in the after life does open a window on Muslim culture and thinking. All they really want to do if FUCK, not just their wife(s) but all and any women. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................., FUCK, FUCK, FUCK

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The supply of virgins is endless because Muslims have such tiny penises they don't break the hymen.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Yeah, but you've already shown you can't don't read much: I said I was bi, and there is a difference. Best of both worlds,.

I call being greedy. Greed is one of the ten commandments in the Old Testicles.
So, for being Greedy, a non-believer and having gay sex, makes you 3 times as naughty, and Alan is gonna send you to hell for 3 times longer than eternity with all the other bisexual people.

[thepill]

The real problem is spotting the occasional tranny in amongst this lot!

Wot! the poor fuckers are not allowed radio's too

[Tigger]

Yeah, but you've already shown you can't don't read much: I said I was bi, and there is a difference. Best of both worlds,.

I call being greedy. Greed is one of the ten commandments in the Old Testicles.
So, for being Greedy, a non-believer and having gay sex, makes you 3 times as naughty, and Alan is gonna send you to hell for 3 times longer than eternity with all the other bisexual people.

Fuck Alan! Give him an insh, and he'll take a smile.