More Evidences for God

[Feck]

Wake me up If he finds any more as funny as the first few he came up with

[Achtland]

[mandy]

I'm sure I made it pretty clear that I DON'T think Allan is NOT man made.

its not Allan. he is not your creator. its Allah. he is real and he does exist. he is not an invented being.
i agree with you fake gods can be made by men. but not the real God. no one can make a real God. its impossible. but you are right, some fake lying men can claim to be gods. but we all know they are chatting bollocks.

Do I have to take your word on that or are you going to provide the next in your series of "evidences" to prove me wrong?

no you dont have to trust me mate. look at the evidences. i have posted them for you. have you not read them yet. go back and see.
i already provided 3 evidences for God: Cheryl. Andromeda. £20.

[Achtland]

do we have a bollock smilie
if not can someone more intellegent than me make one up
i have a feeling it may be needed

[Link]

I'm sure I made it pretty clear that I DON'T think Allan is NOT man made.

its not Allan. he is not your creator. its Allah. he is real and he does exist. he is not an invented being.
i agree with you fake gods can be made by men. but not the real God. no one can make a real God. its impossible. but you are right, some fake lying men can claim to be gods. but we all know they are chatting bollocks.

Do I have to take your word on that or are you going to provide the next in your series of "evidences" to prove me wrong?

no you dont have to trust me mate. look at the evidences. i have posted them for you. have you not read them yet. go back and see.
i already provided 3 evidences for God: Cheryl. Andromeda. £20.

Things is though "mate" your "evidences" are a load of bollocks

*must try harder*

Neither Allan or Allah are my creator "mate" I wasn't created by imaginary genocidal, infanticidal beings, just good old Sex

Maybe if Allah got some poontang then he wouldn't be such a prick? What do you think "mate" it certainly gives a whole new meaning to although I can't see any ladies lining up...... Maybe Muhammad ibn ‘Abdullāh will oblige and bend over in front of Allah to take it up the arse and relieve some of that pent up godly sexual repression?

[Pappa]

Cheryl. Andromeda. £20. [/i]

What was it again?

Cheryl is fuckable.
Andromeda is magnificent.
£20 is useful for buying beer and getting drunk with???

[charlou]

its not Allan. he is not your creator. its Allah. he is real and he does exist. he is not an invented being.
i agree with you fake gods can be made by men. but not the real God. no one can make a real God. its impossible. but you are right, some fake lying men can claim to be gods. but we all know they are chatting bollocks.

Allah is a fake god and you are chatting bollocks.

[mandy]

Link:

Things is though "mate" your "evidences" are a load of bollocks

listen mate, you tried it didnt you. but you were proven wrong. every time you tried to criticise the evidences for God, i showed you were not logical. if you can prove flaws in any evidence i posted, then lets see it.
let me again prove how wrong you are mate. you said Allah did not make you. you were created by sex. well, thats just bollocks coz lots of people have sex and cant have children. so there.

Cheryl is fuckable.
Andromeda is magnificent.
£20 is useful for buying beer and getting drunk with???

no pappa, i was talking about existence of true and fake twenty quid. the point is fake proves the genuine.
plus, why always think of sex when you see a pretty lady. why cant you just see cheryl's beautiful design as evidence of Allah's artistic talent. why do you have to sleep with the work. do you wanna screw Andromeda too ?

[mandy]

Charlou:

Allah is a fake god and you are chatting bollocks.

Charlou, i got brains so i aint gonna swallow no empty claims. you got to show evidence for what you say like im doing.
if you can prove Allah is a fake god, i will leave islam.

[Trolldor]

Charlou:

Allah is a fake god and you are chatting bollocks.

Charlou, i got brains so i aint gonna swallow no empty claims. you got to show evidence for what you say like im doing.
if you can prove Allah is a fake god, i will leave islam.

Yeehaw!

[Feck]

Mohammed made It up by copying current belief systems ?
http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/pagansources.htm
http://www.bible.ca/islam/islam-moon-god.htm



I found a google for the Islam online web site's response to these points and I was going to post them ,but it seems allah is not on their side as their site does not work ?

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Things is though "mate" your "evidences" are a load of bollocks

listen mate, you tried it didnt you. but you were proven wrong. every time you tried to criticise the evidences for God, i showed you were not logical. if you can prove flaws in any evidence i posted, then lets see it.
let me again prove how wrong you are mate. you said Allah did not make you. you were created by sex. well, thats just bollocks coz lots of people have sex and cant have children. so there.

So you don't believe that you were conveived by your Daddy sticking his Willy in your Mummy's Lady Garden? Did Allah fuck your mum then? If not then how did it happen?

Let me get this right, you are proving me wrong by saying that despite the fact that my parents can have children (evidently one would assume considering my existence) the fact that some people (not my parents) can't have children is proof that I was in fact not conceived by my parents (who can have children) but instead created by Allah.

So by this reasoning, If I didn't have any hands, then presumeably it would be quite hard for me to wank onto a picture of a woman with a hijab and mop it up with the Qur'an however those that do have hands are in fact being wanked off by Allah???

Is this your 4th "evidence" "mate" if so they seem to be getting even worse, Is there any discernable thought process behind these posts or do you just let some random synapses fire off in your brain and hope for the best?

Allan will not be best please with the piss poor job you are doing at spreading his hateful, hairy, turd covered message, there's no way you're getting your 72 virgins (you might get one hairy one with a B.O. problem if you're lucky though)

[Feck]

Link:

Things is though "mate" your "evidences" are a load of bollocks

listen mate, you tried it didnt you. but you were proven wrong. every time you tried to criticise the evidences for God, i showed you were not logical. if you can prove flaws in any evidence i posted, then lets see it.
let me again prove how wrong you are mate. you said Allah did not make you. you were created by sex. well, thats just bollocks coz lots of people have sex and cant have children. so there.

Cheryl is fuckable.
Andromeda is magnificent.
£20 is useful for buying beer and getting drunk with???

no pappa, i was talking about existence of true and fake twenty quid. the point is fake proves the genuine.
plus, why always think of sex when you see a pretty lady. why cant you just see cheryl's beautiful design as evidence of Allah's artistic talent. why do you have to sleep with the work. do you wanna screw Andromeda too ?

a fake proves the original ....OOOPS um Mandy don't look now but I think you just lost .

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[Pappa]

Cheryl is fuckable.
Andromeda is magnificent.
£20 is useful for buying beer and getting drunk with???

no pappa, i was talking about existence of true and fake twenty quid. the point is fake proves the genuine.
plus, why always think of sex when you see a pretty lady. why cant you just see cheryl's beautiful design as evidence of Allah's artistic talent. why do you have to sleep with the work. do you wanna screw Andromeda too ?

I'm only pulling your plonker.

[Link]

Cheryl is fuckable.
Andromeda is magnificent.
£20 is useful for buying beer and getting drunk with???

no pappa, i was talking about existence of true and fake twenty quid. the point is fake proves the genuine.
plus, why always think of sex when you see a pretty lady. why cant you just see cheryl's beautiful design as evidence of Allah's artistic talent. why do you have to sleep with the work. do you wanna screw Andromeda too ?

I'm only pulling your plonker.

Don't do that! He doesn't like Teh Gheys!