More Evidences for God

[Feck]

^^^^ fuck you mean The organ of Grammar is the foreskin

[Bella Fortuna]

^^^^ fuck you mean The organ of Grammar is the foreskin

And pedantry is the sperm.

[Pappa]

^^^^ fuck you mean The organ of Grammar is the foreskin

Maybe, but I was assuming that Allah rots the brain.

[Feck]

^^^^ fuck you mean The organ of Grammar is the foreskin

Maybe, but I was assuming that Allah rots the brain.

I thought the seat of common sense was likely to be the foreskin ... you know that would explain jews Muslims women merkins

[owtth]

Well how come his little brother can spell and do grammar ? Does he have a sister ?

Ejumacation ain't for wimmins innit?

[Feck]

Well how come his little brother can spell and do grammar ? Does he have a sister ?

Ejumacation ain't for wimmins innit?

Seems a waste.Just makes you arm tired beating it out of them

[charlou]

^^^^ fuck you mean The organ of Grammar is the foreskin

Maybe, but I was assuming that Allah rots the brain.

I thought the seat of common sense was likely to be the foreskin ... you know that would explain jews Muslims women merkins

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if cultural correlations could be drawn ...

[charlou]

^ Between circumcision and education levels, I mean.

[owtth]

^ Between circumcision and education levels, I mean.

My foreskin's massive and I'm still an idiot. Sorry if that skews your results. But seriously I once sheltered a clan of Sherpas 'neath my manly yurt and there was scarce a complaint out of em 'cept for the pervasive odour of cheese. They weren't too keen about reaching the summit though.

[charlou]

'cept for the pervasive odour of cheese.

There's your cultural correlation, I guess.

[A Monkey Shaved]

IMHO god is far more implausible than reincarnation. Because as least I feel the evidence of at least one incarnation but as have not seen any convincing evidence of one supernatural spirit being such as Allah or a magic spaghetti monster etc.

[mandy]

I can't figure why you think I'm shagging a mattress when 1) I'm patently not, 2) I already told you I'm climbing a wall.

what a wall? do you ever spare anything tigger!!

Glad you like the avatar: you should see what I was doing when the photo was taken, though.

dont tell me mate. i know. it must be be some deviant sin as usual.

I don't want to fight you with fists, silly. I'm not a Muslim and I don't need aggression as part of my way of life the way the Qur'an demands of a true Muslim (obviously I don't mean you here, 'cause you aren't).

mate, we all fight sometimes. dont you ever get aggressive tigger? so dont pretend you are all peaceful and would never hit no one. muslims just got God's backing to beat up invaders.

no one says they dont know any false gods.

I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.

i know that tigger. men know fakes breasts cant be real.

But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.

tigger, muslims had dinars long before pounds coins. so get your facts right mate.

[mandy]

Charlou, please take down your pic. its a disturbing photo. why on earth did you choose it.

Thinking Aloud you dirty minded git. i aint gonna post my chicks pics here. so get lost.


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[Tigger]

I can't figure why you think I'm shagging a mattress when 1) I'm patently not, 2) I already told you I'm climbing a wall.

what a wall? do you ever spare anything tigger!!

Glad you like the avatar: you should see what I was doing when the photo was taken, though.

dont tell me mate. i know. it must be be some deviant sin as usual.

I don't want to fight you with fists, silly. I'm not a Muslim and I don't need aggression as part of my way of life the way the Qur'an demands of a true Muslim (obviously I don't mean you here, 'cause you aren't).

mate, we all fight sometimes. dont you ever get aggressive tigger? so dont pretend you are all peaceful and would never hit no one. muslims just got God's backing to beat up invaders.

no one says they dont know any false gods.

I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.

i know that tigger. men know fakes breasts cant be real.

But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.

tigger, muslims had dinars long before pounds coins. so get your facts right mate.

Boring Muslim thread is boring. C'mon, you can do better than that, Ray.

[mandy]

The celestial Teapot analogy springs to mind.

whats that then? do you reckon some teacup is gonna prove my third evidence wrong? id love to hear that one.

I'm pointing out that I don't believe you are who you say you are because even a child born with a kidney where his brain should be can see the fault in the logic. In fact klr pointed it out to you but you didn't respond to him of course.

there aint nothing wrong with it mate. klr showed me no mistake. he just said its wrong.