Tero's Atheist Ramblings

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Re: Tero's Atheist Ramblings

Post by Tero » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:39 am

Theist typed gibberish on top of atheist video and then claims they "own" it
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:20 pm

Catch of the day
The God Glasses

There is a drive by shooting
There are three different out comes

1) All the bullets miss anything vital, full recovery
God is Good
2) Bullets hit vital organs but the victim will still live, but in constant pain and in a wheel chair.
He is still with us, God is Good
3) The victim dies
God took him home. He feels no more pain. God is Good.

No matter what happens...God is Good.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:12 pm

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,

"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:01 pm

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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Tero » Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:52 pm

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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Sælir » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:57 pm

:hehe:

Where did you find this?
I´m just a delicate little flower!

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Post by Tero » Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:11 am

International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:04 am

Fred Phelps is near dead and or gay or both.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Tero » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:22 am

Those mixed emotions have followed Nathan from a midnight escape from the cult-like congregation at the age of 18, to leading Calgary’s Centre for Inquiry, a strictly secular organization dedicated to reason and science.

Calling his father’s congregation “the most hated church and family in America”, Nathan has often spoken publicly on his past — with one such public lecture planned for Thursday evening at Mount Royal University.

Booked months ago by The Secular Humanists, a student group at the university, Nathan says he will nonetheless discuss breaking developments on his father’s health and reported excommunication by the church he led for so long — a coup that surprises even his estranged son.

“There’s clearly some sort of power struggle going on,” said Nathan, who was told his father was voted out following a disagreement last summer.

Having been kicked out of the church where he lived for most of his life, Nathan says his despondent father was moved to a home, but amid failing health and a refusal to eat, the once-powerful pastor is now ailing at a Topeka hospice.

“I’m not sure how I feel about this. Terribly ironic that his devotion to his god ends this way. Destroyed by the monster he made,” wrote Nathan on his Facebook page last Saturday.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/03/17/po ... garian-son
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Re: Tero's Atheist Ramblings

Post by Tero » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:23 pm

Ding dong the witch is dead
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2014/ ... story.html

The old turd burglar is no more.

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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:35 am

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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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Post by Tero » Fri Apr 04, 2014 9:56 pm

Bill reads
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International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
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Re: Tero's Atheist Ramblings

Post by Tero » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:44 am

ask and get something back
http://www.gotquestions.org/
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International disaster, send for the master
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International disaster, international disaster
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Post by Tero » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:10 pm

always the same
sinning
repenting
forgiveness
sinning
repenting
etc
Megachurch pastor resigns, citing 'moral failing'
Fort Lauderdale, Florida (WPLG Miami) The senior pastor of Calvary Chapel Fort Lauderdale has resigned after confessing to cheating on his wife, according to WPLG Miami.
Pastor Bob Coy, 58, reportedly confessed a "moral failing which disqualifies him from continuing his leadership role at the church" to Calvary leaders on Wednesday. A board meeting was called the next day, when he resigned.
Coy, who has led the church since its founding in 1985, said he will now focus his full attention on his personal relationship with God and his family. The radio, television and digital media that distributes Coy's teachings have also been suspended.
"The governing board of the church is providing counselors and ministers who will help guide him through the process of full repentance, cleansing and restoration,"Calvary Chapel said in a statement.
Calvary is one of the largest churches in Florida, with some 20,000 members who worship in 10 locations across the state.

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Re: Tero's Atheist Ramblings

Post by Tero » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:23 am

International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)

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