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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 19, 2010 1:46 pm

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
mandelson wrote:


Here's a model of the Death Star. It's not the real thing of course (by definition), but by your logic, the real one must exist somewhere ...


just coz you havent seen a massive death star dont mean they dont exist. are you trying to say that no one cant make no actual death stars. i reckons even star destoyers might exists. how do you know they are not. they are possible you know. even super star destroyers cant be ruled out. they might be floating away somewhere far far away. but you got no imagination mate, thats why so you cant see the possibilities.


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The celestial Teapot analogy springs to mind. :hehe:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 1:48 pm

this is all from yesterday...im reading the rest....
Feck wrote:
There's a devil in the PC stopping Mandy proving Allah to us all .

? Why would Allah let that happen ?
He doesnt. its the bloody jin.
Pluto2 wrote: Because we are not worthy to know Allah.
dont say that mate. every person was created by Allah in their mother's womb. so everbody can get back to their maker.
Deep Sea Isopod wrote: With equality comes respect. A man can have 4 wives but a woman only 1 husband? No equality.
In Sharia court the word of 2 women equals one man. No equality.
Women aren't allowed to drive, or work .... No equality.
The islamic world is full of example of inequality towards women. Muslim men have NO respect for their wives.
thats just bollocks. muslims are no worse than anyone else mate.
"Djinn", "Djinni" or "Jinn" I guess that evil Genie IS effecting your typing. :hehe:
its jin mate. pronouced gin, just like bella said.

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Mandy, you're brilliant.
thank you pappa. but remember, Allah is more brighter.


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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 1:48 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Your grammar and punctuation seems to be declining even more. If you make an effort to do a little better as "Ray" you could at least try as hard here. :coffee:
Bullshit: he used to couldn't decline any part of a sentence it he will try.
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Re: More Evidences for God

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Bella Fortuna wrote:Your grammar and punctuation seems to be declining even more. If you make an effort to do a little better as "Ray" you could at least try as hard here. :coffee:
Bullshit: he used to couldn't decline any part of a sentence it he will try.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 1:54 pm

mandelson wrote:this is all from yesterday...im reading the rest....
Feck wrote:
There's a devil in the PC stopping Mandy proving Allah to us all .

? Why would Allah let that happen ?
He doesnt. its the bloody jin.
You can get a tonic for that.
mandelson wrote:
Pluto2 wrote: Because we are not worthy to know Allah.
dont say that mate. every person was created by Allah in their mother's womb. so everbody can get back to their maker.
I wasn’t: my dad fucked my mum.
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Deep Sea Isopod wrote: With equality comes respect. A man can have 4 wives but a woman only 1 husband? No equality.
In Sharia court the word of 2 women equals one man. No equality.
Women aren't allowed to drive, or work .... No equality.
The islamic world is full of example of inequality towards women. Muslim men have NO respect for their wives.
thats just bollocks. muslims are no worse than anyone else mate.
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mandelson wrote: "Djinn", "Djinni" or "Jinn" I guess that evil Genie IS effecting your typing. :hehe:

its jin mate. pronouced gin, just like bella said.
Pronounced “bollocks”.
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Mandy, you're brilliant.
thank you pappa. but remember, Allah is more brighter.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 19, 2010 2:23 pm

While we're talking about wives, you never posted that photo of your three ladies and you together, Mandy.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 2:25 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:While we're talking about wives, you never posted that photo of your three ladies and you together, Mandy.
Can you photograph wet dreams? Fucking hell, that's technology and progress for you. Then again, progress is possible in a non-Muslim world.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Twoflower » Wed May 19, 2010 2:26 pm

g'day mate! :biggrin:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 19, 2010 2:30 pm

mandelson wrote:
"Djinn", "Djinni" or "Jinn" I guess that evil Genie IS effecting your typing. :hehe:
its jin mate. pronouced gin, just like bella said.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie

http://www.islamawareness.net/Jinn/hyjinn.html

I win. :tea:

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Pappa wrote:
Mandy, you're brilliant.
thank you pappa. but remember, Allah is more brighter.


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Helios is Brighter. :biggrin:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 19, 2010 3:23 pm

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 3:46 pm

i read you chaps what you posted yesterday, it took me long time.
Feck
So today will be another Day I fail to understand how much Allah loves me ?
just like you know your mum loves you. when you know Allah is your creator, you will know he does love you. there is nothing to understand mate.
Tigger:

You wanna try to be bisexual like me and you can get the best of both worlds.
:I-love-pork:

NO !!!

Allah said to men sleep only with women. if you dont listen to Allah, then where do you stop?
gays go from bi to tri, then quad core. soon gays will be chatting up a hippopotamus.
I love women too, oh boy do I, and I have some significant measure of success in that area.
thats nice. its good to hear you are not a totally puffed up poof. if you were, there would be no hope for your salvation. i think we can still make a real man out of you.
I tend to find that people who talk about it, don't actually do it as much as they say they do.
you just did that right above. :hehe:

but dont worry tigger, i still have faith in your ability to ring bellas bells.
Anyway, it's a pity Allah has told you that you need to give it all up along with the pork, rollercoasters and the other fun stuff that you're going to miss out on when you have transformed into a total Muslim.
you just dont know what Allah has got in store for me, do you you mate? you wouldnt believe me if i told you.
it aint half hot mate. Allah's beauties are beyond stunning. they are so pious and pleasing.
Hey, that sounds like a good movie title: "Total Muslim - This Time We Will Manage To Set Light To The US Flag."
its already been done mate. muslims piss on the US flag every friday prayers. :lol:
Are you going to fuck off eventually and live somewhere where you can have your Sharia law and no culture, by the way?
no mate, islam is coming to west now. havent you heard? read the news on the other thread.
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=10730
But don't worry about your thoughts about sleeping with me 'cause I don't think you're my type.
you dont think? i told you, i dont do men. so dont even think about it.
youre definately not my type tigger. you aint even real tiger's type. :hehe:
Your posts suggest that your imagination is terribly limited, as limited as your conversation seems to be using the same empirical criteria
look mate, you dont know me. i am a women bender and you are a man bender.
Tails Turrosaki wrote: I'm just using your terms of context to exaggerate what I'm trying to say. True beauty? Exaggerated. There is extreme beauty (which isn't even beauty at all but just an opinion) but nothing is perfect.
Tails, get yourself straight. you are all over the show mate. you say one thing one day and another thing the next day. you said nature make beauty now you saying its alive.
It's not fucking alive or dead. Did I say it was dead? Fuck no I didn't. I'm just saying it's not alive.
:hehe:

tail mate, you really need to think before you write down stuff coz what you said is bollocks.
In order it to be dead is had to have lived first.
stones are dead. they were never ever alive. even a kid can tell you that one mate.
You're mixing up my words with utter shitty. Is it abiotic? Not necessarily.
whatever that was, i dont know that one. is that some alien creature?
Nature is a word that's used to describe everything that goes on with Earth.
well, thats your problem right there. if dad screws own daughter, thats natural to you. you are chatting bollocks mate. somethings are not natural mate. if you call gays natural, then somebody really messed your head up. tigger does unatural stuff with other men. i do only pure natural dance with women.
You see a cat kill a mouse? That's nature.
tail mate, thats just cat and mouse game.

You see a bear hibernating? That's nature.

he is just tired thats all.
You see humans walking about? That's nature.
you are really stuck in it arent ya. :hehe:
Everything on Earth and everything that goes on with it is fucking NATURE.
you are chatting bollocks mate. not everything is natural. lots of unnatural things go on all the time. you must be really blind if you cant see em. its 21st century mate. things are what they used to be. most are subnatural. many are unnatural. few are natural. some are supernatural. after that, i dont know the other three.

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I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.

But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.
for your information tigger. money was is was used by Prophet Mohammed too. so i dont know where you keep dreaming that everything was invented by the EU.


Bella, do you make assumptions about men, especially me?

owtth wrote:You logged on and you posted some drivel
We'll never send you away, Oh Mandy
You can write what you want without thinking
And we need you today, Oh Mandy
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 19, 2010 3:51 pm

:pop: You are honing this character you've been working on very well. It's entirely absurd now! :woot:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Wed May 19, 2010 3:51 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::pop: You are honing this character you've been working on very well. It's entirely absurd now! :woot:
You mean there was a time when it wasn't? :?
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 19, 2010 3:54 pm

klr wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote::pop: You are honing this character you've been working on very well. It's entirely absurd now! :woot:
You mean there was a time when it wasn't? :?
No, but there's no pretense of seriousness now.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Pappa » Wed May 19, 2010 3:58 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
klr wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote::pop: You are honing this character you've been working on very well. It's entirely absurd now! :woot:
You mean there was a time when it wasn't? :?
No, but there's no pretense of seriousness now.
Is it official? Is Mandy one of us now? :biggrin:

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