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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 10, 2010 4:06 pm

surely this is more islamic :coffee:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by FBM » Mon May 10, 2010 4:06 pm

Feck wrote:i think I'm going to need this explained to me ????? WTF
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 10, 2010 4:06 pm

FBM wrote:Guess what? I found a packet of honey mustard on the floor in the space between the fridge and the cabinet! 8-)
and I'm planning to organize a raid on an asian market, because I just discovered that I'm down to my last packet of Korean red ginseng tea
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon May 10, 2010 4:07 pm

mandelson wrote:
Psychoserenity wrote: mandelson, just in case you missed it when the other thread was locked -

I think you should post all five at once, so we can point out how wrong they are, all in one go, and then get on with our lives.

But I suspect that you would prefer to drag this out for another twenty pages for each 'evidence'.

Prove me wrong.

Let's see if we can get this finished today, eh?
the other evidences are a big complicated. i have write them out on a piece of paper and type them out.

why? are you in a rush mate?
Well that's convenient. :roll: Bring them on as soon as you can - we are all eagerly awaiting them.

What if the fifth 'evidence' is the one that finally convinces us all? How can you justify holding that back from us?
plus, tell me what do you have to say about the first 2. im preparing the 3rd one one of these days. its n important matter mate. i have to present my God correctly and evidence for him got to be proper and logical. i cant just make it up. its not about a fake god. its about the True God ALLAH.

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Well I must say, the first two were truly excellent. - But they did both have a tiny little problem that I think might have been mentioned a few times in the previous thread; they were no more evidence for allah, than they were evidence for teacups in space.
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Post by klr » Mon May 10, 2010 4:08 pm

Feck wrote:i think I'm going to need this explained to me ????? WTF
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 10, 2010 4:08 pm

FBM wrote:
Feck wrote:i think I'm going to need this explained to me ????? WTF
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Zero Take-off Distance Testing. (Don't even bother Googling that for about 15 years, however.)
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 10, 2010 4:09 pm

Gawdzilla wrote: This doesn't remind me of the first warning I got at RDF, for saying, "I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire, so why would I care what you think?" Not related to the present situation at all, of course.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Feck » Mon May 10, 2010 4:10 pm

Psychoserenity wrote:
mandelson wrote:
Psychoserenity wrote: mandelson, just in case you missed it when the other thread was locked -

I think you should post all five at once, so we can point out how wrong they are, all in one go, and then get on with our lives.

But I suspect that you would prefer to drag this out for another twenty pages for each 'evidence'.

Prove me wrong.

Let's see if we can get this finished today, eh?
the other evidences are a big complicated. i have write them out on a piece of paper and type them out.

why? are you in a rush mate?
Well that's convenient. :roll: Bring them on as soon as you can - we are all eagerly awaiting them.

What if the fifth 'evidence' is the one that finally convinces us all? How can you justify holding that back from us?
plus, tell me what do you have to say about the first 2. im preparing the 3rd one one of these days. its n important matter mate. i have to present my God correctly and evidence for him got to be proper and logical. i cant just make it up. its not about a fake god. its about the True God ALLAH.

:tup:
Well I must say, the first two were truly excellent. - But they did both have a tiny little problem that I think might have been mentioned a few times in the previous thread; they were no more evidence for allah, than they were evidence for teacups in space.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Mon May 10, 2010 4:11 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Feck wrote:i think I'm going to need this explained to me ????? WTF
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Muffler (or whatever you call them over there) clamp broke? :dono:
Zero Take-off Distance Testing. (Don't even bother Googling that for about 15 years, however.)
Pssst ... Jump-jets - or the Convair XFY-1. :whisper:

OK, most jump-jets are STOVL and not VTOL.

Anyway, I'm guessing pilots would really have enjoyed the G-forces in these experiments. :levi:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by FBM » Mon May 10, 2010 4:11 pm

Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:Guess what? I found a packet of honey mustard on the floor in the space between the fridge and the cabinet! 8-)
and I'm planning to organize a raid on an asian market, because I just discovered that I'm down to my last packet of Korean red ginseng tea
You do realize, of course, that Korean red ginseng (홍삼) is regarded worldwide in Korea as the best ginseng in the world that comes from Korea, right? :tup:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 10, 2010 4:14 pm

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Svartalf wrote:
FBM wrote:Guess what? I found a packet of honey mustard on the floor in the space between the fridge and the cabinet! 8-)
and I'm planning to organize a raid on an asian market, because I just discovered that I'm down to my last packet of Korean red ginseng tea
You do realize, of course, that Korean red ginseng (홍삼) is regarded worldwide in Korea as the best ginseng in the world that comes from Korea, right? :tup:
the Chinese say otherwise, but they try to pay their bills in hell money and want the change in normal currency.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Azathoth » Mon May 10, 2010 4:14 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote: This doesn't remind me of the first warning I got at RDF, for saying, "I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on you if you were on fire, so why would I care what you think?" Not related to the present situation at all, of course.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 10, 2010 4:17 pm

klr wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Feck wrote:i think I'm going to need this explained to me ????? WTF
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
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Muffler (or whatever you call them over there) clamp broke? :dono:
Zero Take-off Distance Testing. (Don't even bother Googling that for about 15 years, however.)
Pssst ... Jump-jets - or the Convair XFY-1. :whisper:

OK, most jump-jets are STOVL and not VTOL.

Anyway, I'm guessing pilots would really have enjoyed the G-forces in these experiments. :levi:
Yeah, ShortTOVL is not ZeroTOD. Imagine being able to launch a fighter from a BB's O-1 level, for example. :whistle: (Don't try this at home, kids.)
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 10, 2010 4:19 pm

We can make this thread bigger by doing some mergey stuff ... :plot:
:doh: I forget to leave already ...
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 10, 2010 4:23 pm

Are we ready for me to Zillafy this thread?
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