More Evidences for God

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by charlou » Wed May 19, 2010 2:35 am

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 19, 2010 6:12 am

Tigger wrote:
mandelson wrote:tigger, why on earth are you giving me gay advice. you can shove those tips right up your back poof side. get it clear in your head, i aint no gay like you. i love women. i dont like men. im never gonna sleep with a man. so stop trying to get me into bed with you. :I-love-pork:

i made that clear when i gave you free advice, tigger! when i said i charge 25 quid, that was about giving secrets of women to chaps who dont know a single thing about em. Thinking Aloud knew what i was talking about!!. :evil:
Hey, it's general sexy advice, Mandy, er, Ray, er, Mandy, not just gay stuff. You wanna try to be bisexual like me and you can get the best of both worlds.
Bisexuals are just greedy. :nono:



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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 8:27 am

It's got to the stage where I look forward to his logging in. :hehe: ...
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by owtth » Wed May 19, 2010 9:18 am

You logged on and you posted some drivel
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Feck » Wed May 19, 2010 9:29 am

So today will be another Day I fail to understand how much Allah loves me ? Oh well pork chops for tea and a couple of pints of ale .
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Wed May 19, 2010 9:41 am

owtth wrote:You logged on and you posted some drivel
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You can write what you want without thinking
And we need you today, Oh Mandy
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Feck » Wed May 19, 2010 9:48 am

klr wrote:
owtth wrote:You logged on and you posted some drivel
We'll never send you away, Oh Mandy
You can write what you want without thinking
And we need you today, Oh Mandy
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Where would we be without Barry Manilow, eh? :razzle:
Probably driving fusion powered hover cars ....That big nosed fool set humanity back years.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 11:00 am

ok...

evidence three for God:

without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.

we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?

the answer is Allah.

therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.

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Fake banknotes and false gods are evidence for real God and real money.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 19, 2010 11:01 am

Hahahah! You're funny. :lol:



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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 11:04 am

mandelson wrote:ok...

evidence three for God:

without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.

we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?

the answer is Allah.

therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.

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Fake banknotes and false godsare evidence of real God and real money.
I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.

But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Link » Wed May 19, 2010 11:05 am

Tigger wrote:
mandelson wrote:ok...

evidence three for God:

without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.

we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?

the answer is Allah.

therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.

Image

Fake banknotes and false godsare evidence of real God and real money.
I do. All of them are false. Non-existent.

But Muslims prefer bartering and stuff don't they? Isn't money a bad, Western concept? I'll swap you a goat for a shag, for example. Except if you're a Muslim, you can keep the goat and have the shag.
Brings a whole new meaning to Muhammed shagging Kids (those poor poor goats) :nono:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 11:06 am

oi Thinking Aloud, you asked me to give you Allah and i have given you Allah.
now im giving you money. but you are saying you dont even want money.
what do you really want mate?
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Wed May 19, 2010 11:07 am

mandelson wrote:ok...

evidence three for God:

without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.

we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?

the answer is Allah.

therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.

Image

Fake banknotes and false gods are evidence for real God and real money.

:tup:
Worst. Logical. Argument. Ever. :Erasb:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 11:08 am

mandelson wrote:oi Thinking Aloud, you asked me to give you Allah and i have you Allah.
now im giving you money. but you are saying you dont even want money.
what do you really want mate?
Oh, oh, I know the answer to that one ...
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 11:11 am

:o what, you can read Thinking Alouds heart, can you tigger?

klr wrote: Worst. Logical. Argument. Ever. :Erasb:
thanks mat. :tup:

but you didnt explain yourself which bit is worst and which bit is logical?


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