More Evidences for God

[Pappa]

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

Mandy, you're brilliant.

[Feck]

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

ROFLMAO There's a devil in the PC stopping Mandy proving Allah to us all .

? Why would Allah let that happen ?

[Twoflower]

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

ROFLMAO There's a devil in the PC stopping Mandy proving Allah to us all .

? Why would Allah let that happen ?

Because we are not worthy to know Allah.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

. he knows how men abuse women and treat em like sex robots. Allah wants to make men respect women. thats why muslims respect their wives, even if they have 4 of them.[/i]

With equality comes respect. A man can have 4 wives but a woman only 1 husband? No equality.
In Sharia court the word of 2 women equals one man. No equality.
Women aren't allowed to drive, or work .... No equality.
The islamic world is full of example of inequality towards women. Muslim men have NO respect for their wives.

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

"Djinn", "Djinni" or "Jinn" I guess that evil Genie IS effecting your typing.

[Svartalf]

I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue.

A finger in the anus is worth two in the bush.

What if the two in the bush are accompanied by the pearl getting a tongue polishing?

[Bella Fortuna]

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

"Djinn", "Djinni" or "Jinn" I guess that evil Genie IS effecting your typing.

Gin?

[owtth]

i keep typing it incorrectly!! something is wrong with this computer or this site. its jinxed by some jin. ill try it again tomorrow.

They're on to you Neo, get out now!

[Tails Turrosaki]

Tails mate, you admit there is true beauty. thats a start.
but you attribute it to abstract thing like nature. how convenient.

Not necessarily. I'm just using your terms of context to exaggerate what I'm trying to say. True beauty? Exaggerated. There is extreme beauty (which isn't even beauty at all but just an opinion) but nothing is perfect.

what, a dead thing? really? i hear that one before. its funny. just listen to yourself mate.
a dead thing that makes beautiful women and the solar system?
thats just your fantasy mate. you need a mind to control things.

It's not fucking alive or dead. Did I say it was dead? Fuck no I didn't. I'm just saying it's not alive. In order it to be dead is had to have lived first. You're mixing up my words with utter shitty. Is it abiotic? Not necessarily. Nature is a word that's used to describe everything that goes on with Earth. You see a cat kill a mouse? That's nature. You see a bear hibernating? That's nature. You see humans walking about? That's nature. Everything on Earth and everything that goes on with it is fucking NATURE.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Fuckshit you're hard to talk to. You mistake a group of words for something else. It's like I'm talking to a fundament--oh wait.

[Bella Fortuna]

Tails... think "Poe."

[Tails Turrosaki]

Tails... think "Poe."

Edgar Allan Poe has nothing to do with this.

... Of course I know you're talking about some law or something but I forgot what Poe was.

[Bella Fortuna]

Tails... think "Poe."

Edgar Allan Poe has nothing to do with this.

... Of course I know you're talking about some law or something but I forgot what Poe was.

Look it up, it may affect assumptions you're making about this person.

[Tails Turrosaki]

Tails... think "Poe."

Edgar Allan Poe has nothing to do with this.

... Of course I know you're talking about some law or something but I forgot what Poe was.

Look it up, it may affect assumptions you're making about this person.

Poe's Law points out that it is hard to tell parodies of fundamentalism (or, more generally, any crackpot theory) from the real thing, since they both seem equally insane. Conversely, real fundamentalism can easily be mistaken for a parody of fundamentalism. For example, some conservatives consider noted homophobe Fred Phelps to be so over-the-top that they argue he's a "deep cover liberal" trying to discredit more mainstream homophobes.

... Ohhh... Wait, I've seen this before in a lot of people. This fundie is a parody of a true fundie and is saying the REAL fundies (AKA Muslim terrorists) are not truly fundies because this person is worried about them ruining the reputation of their religion but when this fundie is worried about the true fundies ruining their religion then they are not a true fundie but just believe they are one and, as any other religious person is, they think they are right and the other fundie is wrong.

... Is that what you're saying?

[Bella Fortuna]

It's the opinion of more than one person here, let's say - in the sense that this person is not what he purports to be.

[Tails Turrosaki]

It's the opinion of more than one person here, let's say - in the sense that this person is not what he purports to be.

In this case, it's indirectly Poe's law, because we aren't truly fundies but say that this is a fundie and this is not?... I'm trying to understand this, I really am...

[Tigger]

tigger, why on earth are you giving me gay advice. you can shove those tips right up your back poof side. get it clear in your head, i aint no gay like you. i love women. i dont like men. im never gonna sleep with a man. so stop trying to get me into bed with you. :I-love-pork:

i made that clear when i gave you free advice, tigger! when i said i charge 25 quid, that was about giving secrets of women to chaps who dont know a single thing about em. Thinking Aloud knew what i was talking about!!.

Hey, it's general sexy advice, Mandy, er, Ray, er, Mandy, not just gay stuff. You wanna try to be bisexual like me and you can get the best of both worlds. I love women too, oh boy do I, and I have some significant measure of success in that area. I tend to find that people who talk about it, don't actually do it as much as they say they do. Anyway, it's a pity Allah has told you that you need to give it all up along with the pork, rollercoasters and the other fun stuff that you're going to miss out on when you have transformed into a total Muslim. Hey, that sounds like a good movie title: "Total Muslim - This Time We Will Manage To Set Light To The US Flag." Are you going to fuck off eventually and live somewhere where you can have your Sharia law and no culture, by the way?

But don't worry about your thoughts about sleeping with me 'cause I don't think you're my type. Your posts suggest that your imagination is terribly limited, as limited as your conversation seems to be using the same empirical criteria, and I'd get pretty bored with you in real life as I have with this online persona that you are forced to maintain here now. Carry on ...

(Tigger's Tarty Tips #7 in a series of 72 - Don't talk with your mouth full)