More Evidences for God

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 17, 2010 1:46 pm

mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
Ah - I didn't realise you were a professional.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Mon May 17, 2010 1:48 pm

mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
There's probably something in your holy book that says you should get stoned/go straight to hell for that.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 17, 2010 1:49 pm

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mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
There's probably something in your holy book that says you should get stoned/go straight to hell for that.

Scratch "something" and replace it with "half of" ...
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by klr » Mon May 17, 2010 1:50 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
klr wrote:
mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
There's probably something in your holy book that says you should get stoned/go straight to hell for that.

Scratch "something" and replace it with "half of" ...
only for the wimmin, mate
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Pappa » Mon May 17, 2010 1:53 pm

mandelson wrote:cant you read bella!! it says this picture is not mine.
Mandy, I checked. No member of staff changed your picture, the change would have been recorded in the admin logs and there was no record of it there. Maybe it was your little brother?
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 1:55 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
Ah - I didn't realise you were a professional.
mandelson wrote:i always get 25 quid when i give the best to them, unless im feeling generous and do it free.
So, Mandy, are you a prostitute too? Do you want some tips? Here:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 2:02 pm

Tigger's Tarty Tips #2 in a series of 72

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 2:03 pm

Tigger's Tarty Tips #3 in a series of 72

Semen can be artificially thickened and the quantity increased by eating lots of these:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 2:05 pm

Oh, he's gone. That reminds me: Tigger's Tarty Tips #4 in a series of 72
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 2:06 pm

Aha, he's back. Another reminder: Tigger's Tarty Tips #5 in a series of 72

If you left without your money, don't go back or you might get stabbed by the punter.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 2:07 pm

Tigger's Tarty Tips #6 in a series of 72
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon May 17, 2010 2:15 pm

Tigger wrote:Tigger's Tarty Tips #3 in a series of 72

Semen can be artificially thickened and the quantity increased by eating lots of these:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by FBM » Mon May 17, 2010 2:27 pm

So, "Mandy". About the "college" you "go to". Did you learn some of your "evidences" from one of your "professors"? When do you "graduate"? What's your "major"? Have I missed using double quotes in any of these "questions"? If so, I "apologize".

With your writing and reading comprehension skills, how did you manage to pass the entrance exam? Did you not have to qualify somehow? Is there a Philosophy Dept. where you might ask a properly educated person about logical fallacies, hypothetical syllogisms, etc, so as to structure and defend your "evidences" more convincingly?
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Feck » Mon May 17, 2010 2:44 pm

Tigger wrote:Tigger's Tarty Tips #3 in a series of 72

Semen can be artificially thickened and the quantity increased by eating lots of these:

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or try oatmeal ... feed girls cherries lots of cherries ,nom nom nom nom nom !
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