Questions for Mandy

[Feck]

So the only time you can't beat your wife is if it's BDSM !
"Narrated Zam'a, "The prophet said, "None of you should flog his wife as he flogs a slave and then have sexual intercourse with her in the last part of the day.""



Way messed up that Mohamhead bloke

[Animavore]

go check it before you accuse me of running away from atheists. im believer in Allah, i dont flee no one. i am very very proud of my ideology. its perfect and flawless.
so get your story straight before you open your MOD mouth. :pissed:

So perfect and flawless You really are a funny fucker. Do I have to quote yet another Qu'ran FAIL?

Allah made the stars as missiles to throw at devils. 67:5

You couldn't make it up.


Oh.. Wait.

[Tigger]

FBM:
Mandy, how can you start a thread called "Questions to Muslim Mandelson" and then declare that you're not willing to debate anything?

when the hell did i say this ? did you even read what i said a few pages back? i said i would debate any specific issue you might have with Allah or Quran or Prophet Mohammed. just tell me and we will open a new thread and do it there properly. this thread is for general stuff and i only touch on things on a wide level. its not for deep in depth discussion. cant you understand that!!!!!!

go check it before you accuse me of running away from atheists. im believer in Allah, i dont flee no one. i am very very proud of my ideology. its perfect and flawless.
so get your story straight before you open your MOD mouth. :pissed:

have i ever ever refused to not answer your questions. what the hell do you think ive been doing. you may not like the answers coz they dont suits your stupid made up world of delusion, but dont say i ignored you. :pissed:

im pissed now.

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If you open another thread and it is the same as another one you have started, I'll merge the fuckers.

[mandy]

that fine with me Tigger.
not only you are a brave man, you are fair minded as well.

[mandy]

Allah made the stars as missiles to throw at devils. 67:5

hahahahaha.
look guys, she thinks she found something absurd or untrue in the Quran.
that is impossible for anyone to do. Its God's book.
Animavore simply doesnt know what she is on about.

ok, look Ani baby, what you and others are quoating from Allah's book is either a
very very very bad translation, or you just dont have a bloody clue about the context.
i bet you dont even know what that is.
please someone, inform this woman that context is not a text sent by a con man.

God !!!!

women !!!

Ani baby, i can easily pluck two pubes off some chick and then claim they are from her head. now, it would be pretty stupid for any atheist to believe it without checking, dont you think?

so, im not gonna swallow your thing without first making sure its clean.


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[Tigger]

that fine with me Tigger.
not only you are a brave man, you are fair minded as well.

I'm trying my very best. You're just trying.

[mandy]

put me in the captain's chair and then i'll show you. at the moment im one tackling 50 of you guys.
anyway,

i can see Tigger, you would make a good captain.


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[Tigger]

Allah made the stars as missiles to throw at devils. 67:5

hahahahaha.
look guys, she thinks she found something absurd or untrue in the Quran.
that is impossible for anyone to do. Its God's book.
Animavore simply doesnt know what she is on about.

ok, look Ani baby, what you and others are quoating from Allah's book is either a
very very very bad translation, or you just dont have a bloody clue about the context.
i bet you dont even know what that is.
please someone, inform this woman that context is not a text sent by a con man.

God !!!!

women !!!

Ani baby, i can easily pluck two pubes off some chick and then claim they are from her head. now, it would be pretty stupid for any atheist to believe it without checking, dont you think?

so, im not gonna swallow your thing without first making sure its clean.


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I wasn't aware children had pubes.

[maiforpeace]

Ani baby, i can easily pluck two pubes off some chick and then claim they are from her head. now, it would be pretty stupid for any atheist to believe it without checking, dont you think?

so, im not gonna swallow your thing without first making sure its clean.


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Yeah, this sounds like it came from Mandy alright.

I'm taking bets for who the sockpuppet is. Contact me via PM.

[Animavore]

Allah made the stars as missiles to throw at devils. 67:5

look guys, Animavore doesnt know what she is on about.

ok, look Ani baby, what you and others are quoating from Allah's book is either a
very very very bad translation, or you just dont have a bloody clue about the context.
i bet you dont even know what that is.
please someone, inform this woman that context is not a text sent by a con man.

God !!!!

women !!!

Ani baby, i can easily pluck two pubes off some chick and then claim they are from her head. now, it would be pretty stupid for any atheist to believe it without checking, dont you think?

so, im not gonna swallow your thing without first making sure its clean.


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A bad translation? Don't make me laugh. The translation I have is considered to be one of the best there is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meanin ... ious_Koran

Out of contexts?

Here is the full Surah. Show me where it is "out of context".

67: The Sovereignty

67:1 Blessed is He in Whose hand is the Sovereignty, and, He is Able to do all things.
67:2 Who hath created life and death that He may try you which of you is best in conduct; and He is the Mighty, the Forgiving,
67:3 Who hath created seven heavens in harmony. Thou (Muhammad) canst see no fault in the Beneficent One's creation; then look again: Canst thou see any rifts?
67:4 Then look again and yet again, thy sight will return unto thee weakened and made dim.
67:5 And verily We have beautified the world's heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame.
67:6 And for those who disbelieve in their Lord there is the doom of hell, a hapless journey's end!
67:7 When they are flung therein they hear its roaring as it boileth up,
67:8 As it would burst with rage. Whenever a (fresh) host is flung therein the wardens thereof ask them: Came there unto you no warner ?
67:9 They say: Yea, verily, a warner came unto us; but we denied and said: Allah hath naught revealed; ye are in naught but a great error.
67:10 And they say: Had we been wont to listen or have sense, we had not been among the dwellers in the flames.
67:11 So they acknowledge their sins; but far removed (from mercy) are the dwellers in the flames.
67:12 Lo! those who fear their Lord in secret, theirs will be forgiveness and a great reward.
67:13 And keep your opinion secret or proclaim it, lo! He is Knower of all that is in the breasts (of men).
67:14 Should He not know what He created ? And He is the Subtile, the Aware.
67:15 He it is Who hath made the earth subservient unto you, so Walk in the paths thereof and eat of His providence. And unto Him will be the resurrection (of the dead).
67:16 Have ye taken security from Him Who is in the heaven that He will not cause the earth to swallow you when lo! it is convulsed ?
67:17 Or have ye taken security from Him Who is in the heaven that He will not let loose on you a hurricane ? But ye shall know the manner of My warning.
67:18 And verily those before them denied, then (see) the manner of My wrath (with them)!
67:19 Have they not seen the birds above them spreading out their wings and closing them ? Naught upholdeth them save the Beneficent. Lo! He is Seer of all things.
67:20 Or who is he that will be an army unto you to help you instead of the Beneficent ? The disbelievers are in naught but illusion.
67:21 Or who is he that will provide for you if He should withhold His providence ? Nay, but they are set in pride and frowardness.
67:22 Is he who goeth groping on his face more rightly guided, or he who walketh upright on a straight road ?
67:23 Say (unto them, O Muhammad): He it is who gave you being, and hath assigned unto you ears and eyes and hearts. Small thanks give ye!
67:24 Say: He it is Who multiplieth you in the earth, and unto Whom ye will be gathered.
67:25 And they say: When (will) this promise (be fulfilled), if ye are truthful ?
67:26 Say: The knowledge is with Allah only, and I am but a plain warner;
67:27 But when they see it nigh, the faces of those who disbelieve will be awry, and it will be said (unto them): This is that for which ye used to call.
67:28 Say (O Muhammad): Have ye thought: Whether Allah causeth me (Muhammad) and those with me to perish or hath mercy on us, still, who will protect the disbelievers from a painful doom ?
67:29 Say: He is the Beneficent. In Him we believe and in Him we put our trust. And ye will soon know who it is that is in error manifest.
67:30 Say: Have ye thought: If (all) your water were to disappear into the earth, who then could bring you gushing water ?

[FBM]

so what exactly is your problem with what Prophet Mohammed did ? just tell me clearly.
I have already answered your stupid objections in previous pages and on the other thread:
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=10115
if you wanna discuss your issues sex, we can open a new thread about it. im not gonna run from any debate about Allah or Porphet Mohammed if you are really serious about it.
Its looks like you atheists have some real problems with virgins.
you aint gettin into heaven with those issues, i can tell ya.

My bold. Are you not saying here that you don't want to talk about sex in relation to Islam in this thread? I could be reading it wrong. I read that to say that you want us to start a whole new thread if we want to talk about child-rape in Islam. If I misread that, I apologize.

[mandy]

Ani, that translation is from 1936.
you really call that a modern new translation?

hahahahahaha

[Animavore]

Ani, that translation is from 1936.
you really call that a modern new translation?

hahahahahaha

I never said it was a "modern new" translation. I said it's widely regarded to be the one of the best.

[Tigger]

Ani, that translation is from 1936.
you really call that a modern new translation?

hahahahahaha

Says the one reading from an old crusty book.

[Animavore]

Here's another translation.

And We have certainly beautified the nearest heaven with stars and have made [from] them what is thrown at the devils and have prepared for them the punishment of the Blaze.

Want any more. There's lots of them online.