Scientific Proof Of God

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:06 am

NineBerry wrote:
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How many prophets do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to write the prophecy when the previous bulb will fail, one to actually change the bulb, then one to explain why the first prophet's timing was so clearly wrong...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by superuniverse » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:46 am




everything you now say on this forum is 100% predictable...

want a demonstration

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:19 am

rainbow wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:44 pm
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Dutchy,

Which sect?

Revelation 21
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A New Heaven and a New Earth
21 Then I saw “a new heaven and a new earth,”[a](A) for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away,(B) and there was no longer any sea. 2 I saw the Holy City,(C) the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,(D) prepared as a bride(E) beautifully dressed for her husband. 3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them.(F) They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God.(G) 4 ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes.(H) There will be no more death’(I) or mourning or crying or pain,(J) for the old order of things has passed away.”(K)
You do know what will happen to False Prophets, Nostril-Anus?
interesting name, since, in French, a popular name for boogers is nose turds
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:21 am

NineBerry wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:47 pm
How many prophets do you need to change a lightbulb?
any number you want, they will rant and rant but the light will not come back till somebody normal does change the bulb.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by NineBerry » Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:26 am

NineBerry wrote:
Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:47 pm
How many prophets do you need to change a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter because you can't change the future!

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:37 am

None because prophets dont exist as they are products of a deranged mind.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:47 am

NineBerry wrote:How many prophets do you need to change a lightbulb?
None. Because they're all in the dark anyway.
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

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in which context are the MARCUSIANS mentioned in.

Start at around 12:20

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

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Marcusians would be a good name for an alien race of intelligent squid... :tea:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:50 pm

Meh, it's no skin off my nose. :tea:
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

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superuniverse wrote:
Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:04 pm


in which context are the MARCUSIANS mentioned in.

Start at around 12:20

Answer the question...

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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:03 am

Question the answer...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:57 am

Question the question...
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Re: Scientific Proof Of God

Post by blindfaith » Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:33 pm

didnt depeche mode sing about a personal (foreskin of) jesus dennis?

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