Three. One to write the prophecy when the previous bulb will fail, one to actually change the bulb, then one to explain why the first prophet's timing was so clearly wrong...
Scientific Proof Of God
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Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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everything you now say on this forum is 100% predictable...
want a demonstration
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interesting name, since, in French, a popular name for boogers is nose turdsrainbow wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:44 pmYou do know what will happen to False Prophets, Nostril-Anus?superuniverse wrote: ↑Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:49 pmDutchy,
Which sect?
Revelation 21
New International Version
A New Heaven and a New Earth
21 Then I saw “a new heaven and a new earth,”[a](A) for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away,(B) and there was no longer any sea. 2 I saw the Holy City,(C) the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,(D) prepared as a bride(E) beautifully dressed for her husband. 3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Look! God’s dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them.(F) They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God.(G) 4 ‘He will wipe every tear from their eyes.(H) There will be no more death’(I) or mourning or crying or pain,(J) for the old order of things has passed away.”(K)
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any number you want, they will rant and rant but the light will not come back till somebody normal does change the bulb.
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None because prophets dont exist as they are products of a deranged mind.
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None. Because they're all in the dark anyway.NineBerry wrote:How many prophets do you need to change a lightbulb?
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in which context are the MARCUSIANS mentioned in.
Start at around 12:20
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Marcusians would be a good name for an alien race of intelligent squid... 

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Meh, it's no skin off my nose. 

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superuniverse wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:04 pm
in which context are the MARCUSIANS mentioned in.
Start at around 12:20
Answer the question...
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Question the question...
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didnt depeche mode sing about a personal (foreskin of) jesus dennis?
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