Marijuana in the bible, by Mark Dreher

[pErvinalia]

Mark, meet the grim reaper...

[Mark Dreher]

Satan and his minions?

Where do you stand?

Are you prepared for the final battle? Can you identify the demons in your town?

They are cunning. They mask themselves in light and take the best seats at the temple?

See your local mayor?

One of Satan's, bought long ago.

Study his politics. Learn about your foe Mark.

The day is coming soon.

The day is coming soon.

My dear.

The Lord Jesus Christ.

"I could kill 'a state'"

With the snap of my fingers.

Worry about

Nothing

"Other than me"

And you got it right.

[cronus]

Mark knows who I am.

That I work for the appointed one like does Mark.

Now the enemy is different. Seeking the unlike world.

The Mayor seeks to appoint his own time. If not stopped.

Right, on the Mark.

[Mark Dreher]

I wonder if you could MAKE a bible out of the Marijuana plant?
Hemp makes very strong rope. And a lot of the plant goes to waste.

They could make good, strong, hard-wearing bibles that smell yummy.
The good book.
Praise the Lord.

hemp paper is strong, but does not smell of it anymore due to all the treatments to make it inkfast.

That must be a great paper, however, "pretty strong".

You know, "George Washington, grew hemp".

But just for rope.

As far as I know.

You know George Washington was also, "the largest whiskey producer, in the US".

So booze, and hemp?

The guy partied.

All I can say.

[Mark Dreher]

Mark knows who I am.

That I work for the appointed one like does Mark.

Now the enemy is different. Seeking the unlike world.

The Mayor seeks to appoint his own time. If not stopped.

Right, on the Mark.

No, I do not "know your name", at this point.

I am not "totally God"

Almost.

But not, a hundred percent.

I have to, "deal with God", like you.

God will, "tell me your name".

But when?

Not as of yet.

You see

I got to deal, with her too.

We are a team, you know.

Me and God.

[cronus]

That's right.

Yet for God there is no time.

A matter of mortal order only

The infinite knows no time.

We have few hours now.

Whilst the evil one is angered by the time

Being shortened,


We must use wisdom. Have a plan. A map.

It is how God intended it. This way, is the way.

[Mark Dreher]

Not according to millions of his followers.

Now now, Fred Phelps and Co only represent a small minority of Christians, the vast majority of whom know by faith that God merely dislikes fags intensely.

Fred Phelps?

Is probably a closet homosexual.

God, "dislikes fags"??

No no, and, "how would you know?"

God likes?

What is the answer, to that question?

God likes, "not being ignored".

That's about it.

Say grace, "and any human, will go to Heaven".

Any

One.

[Mark Dreher]

That's right.

Yet for God there is no time.

A matter of mortal order only

The infinite knows no time.

We have few hours now.

Whilst the evil one is angered by the time

Being shortened,

We must use wisdom. Have a plan. A map.

It is how God intended it. This way, is the way.

I know you now, Scrumple.

You are a poet.

Don't I know it.

Talent, with words

You got it.

Hmm..

Holy scrumples

I could be in trouble.

I have to make a call.

Where, the Hell

Is Gabriel?

I'll find out.

[Mark Dreher]

At a push, those thin pages in bibles make a workable Rizla substitute. I would recommend you stick to smoking the psalms, proverbs or song of songs, which generally have a more mellow flavour. Avoid the OT prophets or any of Paul's epistles unless you really enjoy a hefty dose of paranoia with your high.

You could make a Catholic bible, "into rolling papers".

I don't care.

I am a Protestant.

And God, is a Protestant.

[Mark Dreher]

Mark, meet the grim reaper...

The Grim Reaper??

That guy owes me twenty bucks.

Where the hell is he?

He's a deadbeat.

[rainbow]

I wonder if you could MAKE a bible out of the Marijuana plant?
Hemp makes very strong rope. And a lot of the plant goes to waste.

They could make good, strong, hard-wearing bibles that smell yummy.
The good book.
Praise the Lord.

hemp paper iss strong, but does not smell of it anymore due to all the treatments to make it inkfast.

The Gutenberg Bible and some versions of the King James were printed on hemp paper. Traces of THC are possible.
http://www.altenergy.org/oldgrowth/crops.html

[Mark Dreher]

The Gutenberg Bible and some versions of the King James were printed on hemp paper. Traces of THC are possible.
http://www.altenergy.org/oldgrowth/crops.html

Well, it would make a very good paper.

I think they use the stalk, mainly, for that.

And also, they use the male plant, as well as the female.

People, just tend to smoke, the female.

But that's funny, when I was young?

We did say, "let's go smoke some rope".

Or a good "old bible"

If we get desperate.

It's a very good plant, your right.

I would like some jeans, made out of hemp.

Man, that would probably be pretty strong.

I would probably wind up, smoking them.

Turn them into shorts

It's a plan

[Mark Dreher]

That's right.

Yet for God there is no time.

A matter of mortal order only

The infinite knows no time.

We have few hours now.

Whilst the evil one is angered by the time

Being shortened,


We must use wisdom. Have a plan. A map.

It is how God intended it. This way, is the way.

What plan, can we put together?

I can't wait, to be honest.

What can we do?

Give me a clue.

That's really, "up to you".

No?

It always is.

[cronus]

I was inspired to bring this to the table.

God told me, what is important here, today.

When a nation wavers on the edge of darkness inconceivable.

Action from the chosen is required? Necessary even.

[Mark Dreher]

I was inspired to bring this to the table.

God told me, what is important here, today.

When a nation wavers on the edge of darkness inconceivable.

Action from the chosen is required? Necessary even.

All right Scumple.

Let me watch your film.

But that takes, 1 hour, 54 minutes.

So..

But, I'll do it.

You are so mysterious.