Atheism and Religion: the Jokes

[Svartalf]

Hymie and Ethel are having dinner with their friends Moshe and Sarah. Ethel says "We were invited to the White House for dinner last week. The food was wonderful! And the First Lady asked for my recipe for knishes!" Not to be outdone, Sarah says "When we were in Italy we had dinner with the Pope". "The Pope?" says Ethel, "What's he like?" Sarah says "Him I liked, her not so much".

-Jackie Mason.

Jewish joke, Ethel is so ignorant she can't understand that catholic clergy are celibate

[Babel]

Probably new for those who don't speak dutch:

Jesus' sense of humour.
sand...sand

Get up and walk.
Shit, fetch your own damn beer, lazy ass.
damn