Why is God such a cunt?

[Svartalf]

I think of god more as a twat than a cunt quite frankly.

But does it all mean that Cunt is God, and that Sockfuckit, with twat inside is actually the Messiah?

[Feck]

He's NOT the messiah ..........

[Pappa]

Why is god a cunt? He was invented by humans who, with perhaps a couple of exceptions, are cunts.

OK, question answered, thread over. We do this so efficiently and with great fun along the way.

I just entered "Why is God such a cunt" in the Google transilator here from English to Hebrew and I got ?למה אלוהים כזה הכוס and back to English again and I got "why does God like that glass?"
However with Hindi I entered the same thing and I got भगवान इस तरह के एक योनी क्यों है then transilated it back to English and this time I got "Why is God such a cunt? Same as what I started with. This gives me the impression that the Bible has been seriously screwed up in its transilation. For all I know Jesus could have been an atheist.

Oooo.... interesting tangent.

[A Monkey Shaved]

I think a more apt question is "why did those Middle Eastern authors conjure up such a sick fantasy about an omnipotent sky cunt called Yahweh?”

[Feck]

All the others gods they heard about tended to be blood thirsty ,so when they made up theirs they thought everyone would laugh if he was no responsible for lakes of blood etc

[A Monkey Shaved]

I would like the direct that question to something that exists for example "why is the Pope such a cunt?" or "why is Pat Robertson such a cunt?"

[Pappa]

"why is the Pope such a cunt?"

Because he is actually evil.

[Oh Absolutely]

God is a super filthy diseased infested cunt.

[JimC]

Philosophically, I doubt that a non-existent thing has any properties whatsoever.

However, the man-made narrative of a god in the Abrahamic tradition is indeed a picture of a twisted, misogynistic, vindictive arsehole...

[Strontium Dog]

This whole thread is wantonly Godphobic.

[pErvinalia]

It's an insult to cunts.

[Svartalf]

Yeah, god is udderly unfuckable

[aufbahrung]

God is a placeholder for the simulator entity that constructed this universe. Obviously of questionable morals and way too much time on their hands. I'll not hear a bad thing said against such a real and terrifying prospect.