A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by lordpasternack » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Thinking Aloud wrote:Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. :shiver: Or make it. : shifty :
And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last! :biggrin:
Hey, it's a practical application of one's [lack of] belief system - and it has far more to show for it in the end than religion does! :shifty:


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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by Tigger » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:49 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. :shiver: Or make it. : shifty :
And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last! :biggrin:
Hey, it's a practical application of one's [lack of] belief system - and it has far more to show for it in the end than religion does! :shifty:


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As LP says, "while stocks last". And when they break the stocks, you can make some more. :biggrin:
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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:53 pm

I count myself among the anointed... :levi:
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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by camoguard » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:57 pm

kiki5711 wrote:
lordpasternack wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Around the time I realised I was an atheist, it also occurred to me that no-one was watching my every move, or judging my every thought. This was an amazing moment, as it meant I could watch porn without any guilt. :shiver: Or make it. : shifty :
And to think of all the time Richard Dawkins and others have spent nobly trying to explain the pleasures of the non-theistic life - when all they have to say is that. You can watch porn without guilt. That's all we need to tell people to sell atheism to them: PORN WITHOUT GUILT.

Free yourself from the shackles of religion and get free complementary guiltless porn while stocks last! :biggrin:
it might not be as enticing if it's allowed.......... :awesome:
The beauty of this is greater society will still frown on this throughout our generation. We can externalize the condemnation and privatize the sensational opportunities. We make backwards believing fuckers work for us!

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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:08 pm

Is 'privatising' a euphemism for sex? :ask:
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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by Svartalf » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:10 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Feral_Punctuation wrote:I kind of want to join an atheist sex cult now...
Didn't you realise you were doing that when you signed up here? :demon:
Sorry, I want to access the sex parts of the culnt, all I've had till now is talk.
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Re: A Utilitarian Pervert's Argument Against Religion

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:15 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Feral_Punctuation wrote:I kind of want to join an atheist sex cult now...
Didn't you realise you were doing that when you signed up here? :demon:
Sorry, I want to access the sex parts of the culnt, all I've had till now is talk.
No sex parts?

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