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So how long do you think it is going to take you to eat your 72 raisins?
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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FedUpWithFaith
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
Just ask Thinking Aloud. He's gotten closer to God from Bella's finger than you ever will.mandelson wrote:Bella Fortuna:
I have more credibility in my little immoral finger than that so-called 'prophet.'
really? prove it. i got to see this
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FedUpWithFaith wrote:I'll bet this guy is a secular Jew, probably named Mendelsohn or Mandelbaum.
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FedUpWithFaith wrote:Just ask Thinking Aloud. He's gotten closer to God from Bella's finger than you ever will.mandelson wrote:Bella Fortuna:
I have more credibility in my little immoral finger than that so-called 'prophet.'
really? prove it. i got to see this
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Bacon sarnies! Nom nom nom.
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I've posted this before but I think it's worth posting again:Ghatanothoa wrote:So how long do you think it is going to take you to eat your 72 raisins?
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Hahaha, that is awesome. I especially love the raisin D'etre. 
I can live with doubt, and uncertainty, and not knowing. I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. [...] I don’t feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in a mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn’t frighten me. - Richard Feynman
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I love Islam. It's the only religion to have the balls and gall to explicitly bribe faith with pussy and booze in the afterlife while condemning them in real life.
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Refreshing way to look at it. I have never thought of that before.FedUpWithFaith wrote:I love Islam. It's the only religion to have the balls and gall to explicitly bribe faith with pussy and booze in the afterlife while condemning them in real life.
I can live with doubt, and uncertainty, and not knowing. I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong. [...] I don’t feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in a mysterious universe without having any purpose, which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn’t frighten me. - Richard Feynman
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ScienceRob wrote:Refreshing way to look at it. I have never thought of that before.FedUpWithFaith wrote:I love Islam. It's the only religion to have the balls and gall to explicitly bribe faith with pussy and booze in the afterlife while condemning them in real life.
Yeah, while Christian heaven is more of a neutered ephemeral spirit world where you get to experience the mind of God, Islamic heaven is basically an immense orgy hotel where you can get pissed-out drunk with Jesus and Mohammed between getting your wang sequentially serviced by a passel of translucent nymphs. In Christian heaven you get spiritual perfection. In Islamic heaven your appetite and stamina for sex and drink are perfected. It's basically the same as living like Mick Jagger for eternity.
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An icon of the lip service that is Islam.FedUpWithFaith wrote:ScienceRob wrote:Refreshing way to look at it. I have never thought of that before.FedUpWithFaith wrote:I love Islam. It's the only religion to have the balls and gall to explicitly bribe faith with pussy and booze in the afterlife while condemning them in real life.
Yeah, while Christian heaven is more of a neutered ephemeral spirit world where you get to experience the mind of God, Islamic heaven is basically an immense orgy hotel where you can get pissed-out drunk with Jesus and Mohammed between getting your wang sequentially serviced by a passel of translucent nymphs. In Christian heaven you get spiritual perfection. In Islamic heaven your appetite and stamina for sex and drink are perfected. It's basically the same as living like Mick Jagger for eternity.
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
The Koran is a book that is full of hatred and intolerance. It is vile. To say that there is anything scientific in it is a lie.mandelson wrote:Xamonas Chegwé:
Why would I need to base my views of islam on the media when I can get a perfectly coherent view regarding its disgusting, anti-humanitarian, self-justifying and insidious nature merely by listening to proselyters like you spout?
Nice try. dont pin your ignorance and brainwashings on me.
I didnt say anything that makes Allah look bad. He is my Creator.
I said Quran is beautiful, simple, clear, easy, morally perfect, scientifically advanced, and has socially the most superiour system than anything that man had even known since the dawn of time.
Here's a question (Hat tip: ZOMGItsCriss):
If there are so many "scientific breakthroughs" in the Koran, then why haven't Muslims been making all of the scientific advancements for the last 1400 years?
Why is it that you can only point to things in the Koran that you think fit discoveries that have already been made by others?
Show us ONE scientific discovery that is due to the Koran.
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That was an easy fix...mandelson wrote:22 March 2010.
You will never get a more honest muslim on this forum.
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He's not even a muslim if you ask me. just a poe.MrFungus420 wrote:That was an easy fix...mandelson wrote:22 March 2010.
You will never get a more honest muslim on this forum.
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Re: Questions to Muslim Mandelson
mandelson wrote:FMB:
Mandy, how do you know the Quran is the 'true word of God?
Here's the thing: I don't know that Page 3 in The SUN is the real thing, and I openly admit it. I only know what passes through my senses and a limited number of necessary inferences that follow (smoke-fire, scar-old wound). Sorry, but I'm not the one living in a house of cards floating on nothing.in the same way you would know that Page 3 in The SUN newspaper is the real thing.
Oh, if it's the '72 virgins in paradise' thing, I got news for you:
I've deflowered a few virgins. It's overrated. They just lie there.
Who said Muslims couldn't be reasonable?oh nooooo. thats no good news.
thanks for stopping me from wasting my time FMB. you're the man.
thats it, im taking my suicide belt off now. whats the point anymore.
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