Tolerism Bollocks

[Seth]

Because he's the Tolerean Pope?

Minister, actually. We don't have a Pope.

[mistermack]

Why wouldn't they? If you understood the religion, you might find it useful. Evidently you're too unalterably biased to even investigate it, which is hardly unusual in the Atheist religion.

Biased against newly invented religions that only have one follower that I'm aware of?
Count me in on that one.

But unalterably? Never.
You're the only unalterably biased person I know.

[rainbow]

Tolerism sounds like some shite Ron L. Hubbard would make up.

Since it's clear you don't have the first idea about it, I'm not particularly insulted.

Why would anyone actually care enough?

Why wouldn't they? If you understood the religion, you might find it useful. Evidently you're too unalterably biased to even investigate it, which is hardly unusual in the Atheist religion.

I've already explained to you that I lack any belief in the existence of mythical entities.

Atheists do not exist.

[Seth]

Why wouldn't they? If you understood the religion, you might find it useful. Evidently you're too unalterably biased to even investigate it, which is hardly unusual in the Atheist religion.

Biased against newly invented religions that only have one follower that I'm aware of?
Count me in on that one.

Why would you be biased against a newly-invented religion? According to you all religions are "invented." The question is whether they serve a useful purpose in people's lives, which religion does, which is why religion persists as a nearly universal aspect of human nature. You have a religion, and it's pretty newly minted as religions go. So what's your problem?

But unalterably? Never.
You're the only unalterably biased person I know.

You need to spend some more time getting to know yourself, you're missing a good deal of information about your character as it appears here.

[Seth]

Tolerism sounds like some shite Ron L. Hubbard would make up.

Since it's clear you don't have the first idea about it, I'm not particularly insulted.

Why would anyone actually care enough?

Why wouldn't they? If you understood the religion, you might find it useful. Evidently you're too unalterably biased to even investigate it, which is hardly unusual in the Atheist religion.

I've already explained to you that I lack any belief in the existence of mythical entities.

And what does that have to do with religion, particularly non-theistic Tolerism™?

Atheists do not exist.

The first rule of Atheism is "Don't talk about Atheism." Doesn't mean they don't exist.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

Either that or cheese.

[Seth]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

And therein lies one of the fundamental problems of Atheism.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

And therein lies one of the fundamental problems of Atheism.

...which you pulled out of your arse and which nobody here subscribes to. Do try and keep up, old chap.

[tattuchu]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

Either that or cheese.

Not so much a rule as a Universal Truth.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

Either that or cheese.

Not so much a rule as a Universal Truth.

Pretty much an axiom.

[Seth]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

And therein lies one of the fundamental problems of Atheism.

...which you pulled out of your arse and which nobody here subscribes to. Do try and keep up, old chap.

As I said, denial is one of the hallmarks of both Marxism and Atheism. But you are know by your works and words.

[laklak]

I find your Cheesist heresies disturbing. All True Atheists(tm) understand that Bacon is the only universal truth.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

And therein lies one of the fundamental problems of Atheism.

...which you pulled out of your arse and which nobody here subscribes to. Do try and keep up, old chap.

As I said, denial is one of the hallmarks of both Marxism and Atheism. But you are know by your works and words.

So, if I admit it, I am it. But if I deny it, I am it. Your tricksy words hurt my brainz, nassssssty hobbitses!

[rainbow]

Actually, the first rule of atheism is... Wait! We got rules? Nobody told me about no rules!

Either that or cheese.

Not collecting stamps as a hobby is encouraged.

Herding cats is a pleasurable passtime.

[Hermit]

Herding cats is a pleasurable passtime.

No. Herding cats is a tough way to make a living.