How big was Jesus's dick?

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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by DaveDodo007 » Sun Jul 05, 2015 3:15 am

He was well hung, so what are we talking about again?
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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by Hermit » Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:06 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:He was well hung, so what are we talking about again?
I don't think you quite nailed it.
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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by mistermack » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:49 pm

Hermit wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:He was well hung, so what are we talking about again?
I don't think you quite nailed it.
As the first Christian, he started the trend of looking down on the jews, that easter.
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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by klr » Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:55 pm

Big enough to Mount Olive.
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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by laklak » Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:10 pm

Not as big as this dude:
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:16 pm

laklak wrote:Not as big as this dude:
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Meh. Satyrs are nowhere near as well-endowed as you might think. Especially when you realise that the image is actual size. :tea:
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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by laklak » Sun Jul 05, 2015 7:52 pm

Her: Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little thing?

Him: Me.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: How big was Jesus's dick?

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:34 pm

klr wrote:Big enough to Mount Olive.
I thought that was Moses?
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