Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

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Towel heads in the desert

Post by Mark Dreher » Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:18 pm

Seth wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:I'm not reading the articles. What's the story? I assume they wipe their bum with their hands or something and then go and make burgers? That's a form of population control in the muslim world. We should adopt it.
The Ayahtolla Kohmeni exhorted Iranian Muslims not to wipe their asses with "the bones of a martyr" back in the 80s. He suggested using a rounded pebble instead. Evidently there are a lot of martyr's bones lying around in Iran because of the Iran/Iraq war.

Good Muslims....










I don't know why anyone cares "about towel heads in the desert".

I'm not going to think about them

All day

And into the evening..

I, live in Minnesota.

I have no evidence, that towel heads, actually exist.

I am a towel head atheist.

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Golf courses.

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:38 pm

Seth wrote:
The Ayahtolla Kohmeni exhorted Iranian Muslims not to wipe their asses with "the bones of a martyr" back in the 80s. He suggested using a rounded pebble instead. Evidently there are a lot of martyr's bones lying around in Iran because of the Iran/Iraq war.

Good Muslims....






We, live in the USA.

No towel heads, in our deserts.

Golf courses.

If there are "martyr bones, laying around, in Iran?"

Why do you care?

I don't.

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Re: Golf courses.

Post by cronus » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:43 pm

Mark Dreher wrote:
Seth wrote:
The Ayahtolla Kohmeni exhorted Iranian Muslims not to wipe their asses with "the bones of a martyr" back in the 80s. He suggested using a rounded pebble instead. Evidently there are a lot of martyr's bones lying around in Iran because of the Iran/Iraq war.

Good Muslims....






We, live in the USA.

No towel heads, in our deserts.

Golf courses.

If there are "martyr bones, laying around, in Iran?"

Why do you care?

I don't.
There are millions in America, they keep a low profile which is why they are likely to be part of the fast food industry there as they are here. Low pay, cash in hand and no questions asked.
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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:57 pm

Some of them even take flying lessons there.
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Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:41 pm

Scumple wrote:
There are millions in America, they keep a low profile which is why they are likely to be part of the fast food industry there as they are here. Low pay, cash in hand and no questions asked.







Yes, that's true.

But they don't cause any trouble, here.

This, is "New JerUSAlem"

My home

And nothing, will happen here

Worth mentioning.


I live?

For a thousand years.

I look?

About 25.

When I get to 200?

You'll believe me.

Ha ha

Far too late.

You know, "brains"

This requires, brains, and guts.

To believe me.

But it is inevitable

I always got, that.

Time

It is a time issue

And I got all

The time

In the world.

Humans, don't.

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"Every tear, I cry?" A million people Will die.

Post by Mark Dreher » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:51 pm

Hermit wrote:Some of them even take flying lessons there.










Look, I "publicly state, I have caused two, big, disasters".

911, and the 12/26/04 Indian Ocean earthquake.

Both, happen, "because I missed a prayer", an important prayer.

That I do, everyday.

So..

It's best, to perhaps, "believe me".

On those issues.

I mean, 235,000 people, died.

And, I'm not to proud of it.

Shit, God killed 33 people, "just to get me, to agree, to divorce my wife".

It's true.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_blacksburg_massacre.htm

33

Just for, that.

Each, and everything, about me?

"Is critical".

God's terms, for me:

"Every tear, I cry?"

A million people

Will die.


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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:18 am

I see the medication isn't working yet...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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True fact.

Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:25 am

JimC wrote:I see the medication isn't working yet...








No

I don't have any hemp.

That, "kills a million people"

Per day

A least.

True fact.

This, "makes the Shekinah? feel yucky."

So..

All the shiny people.

Who "feel what I feel?"

Will feel yucky.

Suicidal.

There, is no other way.

If I suffer?

Every one

Suffers.

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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 29, 2014 2:57 am

Demented psychopath.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:33 am

JimC wrote:Demented psychopath.








Today's liberal lefty society, is the result of "liberal tv".

No one says grace, on tv.

No one goes to church, on tv.

You believe this.

Nonsense.

You are brainwashed.

Every town

Has a church, every 50 feet.

Or so.

And Sunday

Their parking lot is full.

Reality

Has been inverted.

On tv.

Don't blame me.

You are looking for a lefty.

Believe me.

We'll see if we can't rain on their parade.

Or even send a hurricane.

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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:15 am

I reckon MD is actually a sock of scumple. They both make about the same sense... :tea:
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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:40 am

Give me Scumple anytime...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:47 am

rEvolutionist wrote:I reckon MD is actually a sock of scumple. They both make about the same sense... :tea:












Me, and Scumple, "are the same"

One cloth

Cut in two pieces.

Only meant?

To go together.

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Re: Muslims deliberately contaminating food products?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:07 am

JimC wrote:Demented psychopath.
Did not last long on Ratskep but here I suppose he is going to be given all the room to ruin the forum.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

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Orientals? Have big dicks. And the Irish?

Post by Mark Dreher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:32 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Did not last long on Ratskep but here I suppose he is going to be given all the room to ruin the forum.








I don't, last long.

With morons.

Johnny Quick shot.

Really.

My other nickname

On Venus.

And Orientals?

Have big dicks.

Black folks?

Are small.

And the Irish?

Sometimes, shut up.

It's all possible

Just very unlikely.

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