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by Tero » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:40 pm
What do you do or say when....Jehovah's Witnesses knock on your door?
-invite them in for whiskey and cigarettes.
-Call out loudly, "The human sacrifices have arrived"
-Visit #4: With the parents back in action and asking if I wanted to buy a copy of the Watchtower, I reached over to the table by the door to get a copy of Hustler magazine (bought specifically for this purpose), I asked if they'd trade their magazine for mine.
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http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank
-I had a housemate who greeted some JWs with "And I'm from the Church of the Grateful Dead. Aiko,aiko!" while flashing a peace sign. They turned around and left without another word.
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)