Why is Islam growing fastest?

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by tattuchu » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:13 am

I pronounce his name Zam-o-nes Sheg-way. But then again I like to think I'm rather good with my tongue :ele:
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Mung Bean » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:00 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I wasn't 'preaching' islam to you. I was pointing out that your alleged actions are in direct contradiction to your professed religion. Do you deny that they are? If so, kindly quote the passage in the qu'rap that allows you to 'bend' as many women as you like? I will be waiting.
Actually it does allow that, as long as the women in question are your slaves (ie: what your right hand possesses). Free women are out of bounds unless you marry them. :cheers:
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by mandy » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:24 am

tattuchu:

I pronounce his name Zam-o-nes Sheg-way.

But then again I like to think I'm rather good with my tongue.
i think Xamonas Chegwé aint gonna like anyone's tongue, even if he is bent, which i dont think he is. cant you tell from his cool sitting position.

you said Sheg-way. that might be right you know. ask him if he is happy with this. isnt it more like shag way? i tried it and it works with him. but we cant be sure can we. its hard, and it aint easy to get into him. so let me ask him ok?

excuse me mate, do you prefer Ex-moneys Shag-Way.


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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by colubridae » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:34 am

mandelson wrote:
tattuchu:

I pronounce his name Zam-o-nes Sheg-way.

But then again I like to think I'm rather good with my tongue.
i think Xamonas Chegwé aint gonna isn't going to like anyone's tongue. even if he is bent. which i dont I don't think he is.

you said Sheg-way. that might be right you know. ask him if he is happy with this. isn't it more like shag way? i tried it and it works with him. but we cant can't be sure can we. its hard, and it aint isn't easy to get into him. so let me ask him ok?

excuse me mate, do you prefer Ex-moneys Shag-Way.


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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by mandy » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:42 am

Charlou wrote:
Lose the burka ... mate. :hehe:

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what for Charlou, tell me why? what is wrong with women wearing this kind of dress. do you find it bad for muslim women to wear them?
nikab is going to be banned in some european country, but why, its only a cloth.
i know lot of atheists dont like muslim women to cover their faces. but why.


look at these females who are wearing it. are you telling me you think these women should take it off?

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if a few professional muslim ladies such as doctors wear the nikab, then why does that bother France so much?

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she maybe have converted to islam but defore going out, a muslim husband makes his wife cover up and wear the nikab.

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this guy is a lucky bastard, he got four wifes. i think i'll go for sex with six women. Allah is so kind. islam is so lenient.

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whats wrong with a nikab or a burka?

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some new female converts to islam want to wear it too. most converts dont. its not an evil thing is it.

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i honestly dont see anything disgusting about nikabs or burkas, it what these clothes women wear.

if you do find it evil, then you tell me why. lots of western women are wearing them too. it their choice.




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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Animavore » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:45 am

mandelson wrote: i honestly dont see anything disgusting about these clothes women wear.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by kiki5711 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:48 am

Well, whatever floats their boat, just keep the woodoo eyes away from me. People religious to that pont cannot see past their nose!

OOOps, wonder why? maybe cause it's covered? :what: :what: :what:

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by mandy » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:53 am

are you saying women who wear the nikab over their face, their nose is ugly. look mate, dont say stuff like that. these women will kick you in.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by kiki5711 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:57 am

mandelson wrote:are you saying women who wear the nikab over their face, their nose is ugly. look mate, dont say stuff like that. these women will kick you in.
say what? hey chap, I just got out of a mental hospital, don't make kick your ass..............I've met a lot of friends there who would more than willing to help me :Erasb: :Erasb: :Erasb:

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by CJ » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:09 pm

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by mandy » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:12 pm

mate, are taking the piss or what?
dont you know that life and death and heaven and hell are no jokes. you got to take them seriuosly mate, or else you end up getting yourself in real trouble. you kow what i mean. yeah have a bit of laugh and all that but you got to sort out who created you and why. it aint no joke.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by kiki5711 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:14 pm

the lady in your avatar is not covering her nose and she's wearing red lipstick. getting turned on yet? :mrgreen:

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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by Faithfree » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:15 pm

Mandy, I've got a serious question about Islam. Do Muslims call out "Oh Allah" during orgasm? I've always wondered that.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by CJ » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:17 pm

mandelson wrote:mate, are taking the piss or what?
dont you know that life and death and heaven and hell are no jokes. you got to take them seriuosly mate, or else you end up getting yourself in real trouble. you kow what i mean. yeah have a bit of laugh and all that but you got to sort out who created you and why. it aint no joke.
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Re: Why is Islam growing fastest?

Post by kiki5711 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:22 pm

mandelson thinks he/she is ruffling our feathers for he/she's amusement. It's stimulating, it's amazing, it's a turn on, why IT'S SUPERMAN !!!! :toot: :toot:

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