I heard a story about Jesus

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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:15 am

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"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Post by M » Sat May 02, 2009 11:26 am

Here is a conversation I had with my eldest child when she was 2 and a half.

Me: What is your name?
Her: Pixie.
Me: What is your big name?
Her: Pixie 'Tonia Grace with the pretty face.
Me: What is your sister's name?
Her: Pippin.
Me: What is her big name?
Her: Caloline Estelle.
Me: What about daddy?
Her: Daddy.
Me: But what does mummy call him?
Her: Homer?
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by devogue » Sat May 02, 2009 11:33 am

At least she didn't call him a fucking badger.

BTW - I hate Funnybones, it takes forever to read to Lucy...

Up the dark, dark stupid fuckin' stairs...(*sigh* it's 8 o'clock...I want my glass of wine)
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Trolldor » Mon May 04, 2009 7:58 am

MCJ wrote:Here is a conversation I had with my eldest child when she was 2 and a half.

Me: What is your name?
Her: Pixie.
Me: What is your big name?
Her: Pixie 'Tonia Grace with the pretty face.
Me: What is your sister's name?
Her: Pippin.
Me: What is her big name?
Her: Caloline Estelle.
Me: What about daddy?
Her: Daddy.
Me: But what does mummy call him?
Her: Homer?
:hilarious:
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by JimC » Mon May 04, 2009 10:24 am

MCJ wrote:Re Avril Lavigne
"She looks like a right moody cow."
Pixie, aged nearly 3.

:lol:
The apple does not fall far from the tree... :twisted: :lol: :tup:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by JimC » Mon May 04, 2009 10:26 am

Devogue wrote:At least she didn't call him a fucking badger.

BTW - I hate Funnybones, it takes forever to read to Lucy...

Up the dark, dark stupid fuckin' stairs...(*sigh* it's 8 o'clock...I want my glass of wine)
Can't you have something in a hip flask, to have a quick snort now and then? :dono:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Mon May 04, 2009 10:32 am

:coffee: :coffeespray: This thread is so WIN!
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by M » Sun May 10, 2009 9:08 pm

Yesterday Pip (4) said
"I like waving at people. That's because I've got excellent social skills."
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 10, 2009 9:51 pm

MCJ wrote:Yesterday Pip (4) said
"I like waving at people. That's because I've got excellent social skills."
Damn, the next pope! :hehe:
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Sun May 10, 2009 10:42 pm

:hilarious: Keep 'em coming!
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Post by Tigger » Mon May 11, 2009 5:43 pm

I'm subscribing to this topic. :tup:
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Tigger wrote:I'm subscribing to this topic. :tup:
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by Trinity » Mon May 18, 2009 8:35 am

This is so funny! My kids are the same, I wish I'd written them all down, I can only remember a few. I think what cracks me up most is the made up words spoken in complete gravity! My eldest daughter came downstairs complaining that her sister had ruined her game; "Mum, Maya's intervolving my game and she won't stop!". Now I wanted to fall apart laughing, but obviously, I needed to not do that right then.
Some other vocabulary: Entooter and Bepooter (computer, obviously)
Utiform and fumio (school uniform)
undenpants
furchiner (furniture)
lump room (front room)
aslet (actually)
punkine hardeder (combine harvester). :biggrin: p
There's more, I just forget.....
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Re: I heard a story about Jesus

Post by charlou » Mon May 18, 2009 9:42 am

Trinity wrote:My kids are the same, I wish I'd written them all down, I can only remember a few.
So do I ...

My partner's mother recorded anecdotes from his and his siblings' childhood and they each have a copy. It's an absolute treasure of both sentimental and humorous value. I never met his mother (she died when he was in his teens), but I get a real sense of her wonderful character as a person and a mother through her writing's about her children, as well as feeling I know each of them a little better.
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