by devogue » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:02 pm
I keep coming across an interesting view that many theists have of atheists.
They ridicule us for not believing in God and hating him as well, something I have seen described as oxymoronic (I know, the oxy is superfluous).
I've thought about this and it's quite simple - I don't believe in God and rather than hating "him" I just find the contradictions in the definition and descriptions of this fictitious character by those who do believe to be bemusing, amusing, odious and silly.
His jolly fat body quivers as the sun sets,
Each fat molecule cries for thin molecules,
'Help me!' his over fat little molecule face says.
He turns and quivers and farts and cries, fat man waits for help,
While he lies about everything. Fat men dies when bunting doesn't fly.
When bunting flies, a party happens. Fat men continue to die.
Bring him a taco, fill it full of meat and watch his fat little ass get some attitude...
http://alittlepoison.com/the-sad-little-fat-man/