That wasn't his nose...YHVH wrote:Stick your nose OUT, little brother.
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Oh please, just FUCK OFF!Kent Hovind wrote: I can haz Rapture?
Three... three... three gods in one.
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No, Jesus. And that's final! Get back to your throne!
Genesis 20:2-3 I am the LORD thy God... Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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Didn't I tell you he was an authoritarian prick?
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Yes, Trinity, more language, please.Virgin Mary wrote:Language, Trinity!
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Holy Cow! What's going on? Why wasn't I informed of this?
SHIVA! You missed your cue! What the hell am I paying you for?
SHIVA! You missed your cue! What the hell am I paying you for?
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Look Dad, I know it's hard being the Ultimate Supreme Omnipotent Being...
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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You tell 'em, sister!Allah wrote:What am I? Chopped liver?
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...but do you think you could unclench for just a minute?Jesus Christ wrote:Look Dad, I know it's hard being the Ultimate Supreme Omnipotent Being...
I'm serious, Dad. I'm bored shitless! Nothing to do but sit at Your right hand, surrounded by sycophants and listening to fucking harp music all day, every day! Let's have Armageddon now. A few centuries here or there won't make any difference.
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Sorry, Mum.
...And that nonsense about not having enough room! You know that the number of our faithful is declining. So crucify me for trying to save a few atheists.
...And that nonsense about not having enough room! You know that the number of our faithful is declining. So crucify me for trying to save a few atheists.
John 14:6 I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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