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Re: Mormons

Post by Gord » Sat Feb 03, 2018 4:23 pm

Hermit wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:When the Mormons come a-knocking, ask them if they have a Bible with them (they always do) and to read out Matthew 6:1.

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They'll throw Matthew 28:18-20 back at you.
That's when you hit them with Exodus 4:24-26 and see if they're carrying knives. :biggrin:

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Re: Mormons

Post by NineBerry » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:47 pm

The book of Mormon overrules everything else

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Re: Mormons

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:32 pm

Spoil sport. :harrumph:
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Re: Mormons

Post by Svartalf » Sat Feb 03, 2018 11:56 pm

NineBerry wrote:The book of Mormon overrules everything else
which is why I deem them to be pagans and heretics, gone fare beyond the pale of chretinity, adding scripture to the already complete 2 tesaments is not acceptable.
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Re: Mormons

Post by JimC » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:31 am

Svartalf wrote:
NineBerry wrote:The book of Mormon overrules everything else
which is why I deem them to be pagans and heretics, gone fare beyond the pale of chretinity, adding scripture to the already complete 2 tesaments is not acceptable.
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Re: Mormons

Post by Tero » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:23 am

2 books, 3 books, it’s all the same. It’s like the 15 commandments. God was a little cranky when he was talking to Moses. He had a small case of gonorhea. So he just wanted to get rid of Moses. He had three items with him but just gave Moses 2 with these words: take these two tablets and call me in the morning.
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Re: Mormons

Post by cronus » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:53 am

Everything is acceptable, man is the delusional monkey and that is what makes him different from the realists and fun to be around, but would you trust your life with a Mormon pilot?
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Re: Mormons

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:21 am

Hermit wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:When the Mormons come a-knocking, ask them if they have a Bible with them (they always do) and to read out Matthew 6:1.

:tea:
They'll throw Matthew 28:18-20 back at you.
At that point I just take the bible and smash them over the head with it..
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Re: Mormons

Post by laklak » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:51 am

More fun to lure them into the basement and feed to Moloch.

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Re: Mormons

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:16 pm

Have you been banging your pots again Rupret?
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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