Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel'

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Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel'

Post by cronus » Tue May 03, 2016 6:54 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36189614

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel'

Indonesian police have confiscated a sex toy from a remote village after its inhabitants and some on social media mistook it for an "angel".

The doll was found in March floating in the sea by a fisherman in the Banggai islands in Sulawesi province.
His family took care of the doll, and pictures soon spread online along with claims it was an angel.

Police investigated amid fears the rumours would cause unrest, and found it was in fact an inflatable sex doll.

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Post by JimC » Tue May 03, 2016 11:22 pm

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Post by laklak » Tue May 03, 2016 11:33 pm

Must have fallen off a sailboat. My angel is a centerboard...

OK that was a real stretch but I had J. Geils Band on the iPod.
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Post by klr » Sun May 08, 2016 11:09 pm

They'd have been much better off not finding out the truth. :lol:
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Post by mistermack » Thu May 19, 2016 2:16 am

Crumple wrote: Police investigated amid fears the rumours would cause unrest, and found it was in fact an inflatable sex doll.

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Now they say they need more time to go into it.
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Post by JimC » Thu May 19, 2016 2:25 am

It could blow up in their faces!
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Post by mistermack » Thu May 19, 2016 3:00 am

While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu May 19, 2016 4:07 am

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Post by NineBerry » Thu May 19, 2016 7:49 am

Did they put the clothes and jewellery on the doll for taking the photo or was it already wearing them while floating in the water??

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Re: Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel'

Post by JimC » Thu May 19, 2016 9:01 am

NineBerry wrote:Did they put the clothes and jewellery on the doll for taking the photo or was it already wearing them while floating in the water??
One has to treat a lady nicely... :tea:
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