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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:05 pm
laklak wrote:The useless old fart can't even bless a fucking lottery ticket. Every time I buy one I promise to donate half of it to the church, or orphans, or something, but does the numb nuts ever listen? No. Couple of months ago this old, shriveled bint won millions. What the fuck is she going to do with it?
She was an orphan. God just cut out the middle man.
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