He's in the fucking Marmite now!

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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by SnowLeopard » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:59 pm

Reserve not met :lol:
In the begining there was nothing. Which then exploded.

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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:30 am

Marmite is made using the waste from the brewing industry.

Is this therefore proof that beer is the one true god?
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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:50 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Marmite is made using the waste from the brewing industry.

Is this therefore proof that beer is the one true god?
No, it is the arse juice of satan and therefore proof people will eat ANYTHING. :ddpan:

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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:53 am

AshtonBlack wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Marmite is made using the waste from the brewing industry.

Is this therefore proof that beer is the one true god?
No, it is the arse juice of satan and therefore proof people will eat ANYTHING. :ddpan:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:06 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:
Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Marmite is made using the waste from the brewing industry.

Is this therefore proof that beer is the one true god?
No, it is the arse juice of satan and therefore proof people will eat ANYTHING. :ddpan:
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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by FBM » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:01 pm

Oh. I misread the title. I clicked this thread trying to figure out what 'Mormonite' was. :oops:
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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:02 pm

FBM wrote:Oh. I misread the title. I clicked this thread trying to figure out what 'Mormonite' was. :oops:
It's what they call Mormons before they enter Earth's atmosphere. :whisper:
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Post by FBM » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:13 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:Oh. I misread the title. I clicked this thread trying to figure out what 'Mormonite' was. :oops:
It's what they call Mormons before they enter Earth's atmosphere. :whisper:
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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by owtth » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:36 pm

Marmite sucks what you need is Bovril, 100% Jeebus free

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Re: He's in the fucking Marmite now!

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:30 am

ahem- this story comes from up the Rhondda Valley- the number one tops location for applications to join the British Army- nuff said? :levi: :eddy:
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