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Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:37 am

God would not intervene to stop us destroying the environment, the Archbishop of Canterbury warned last night, as he called for a 'radical change of heart' on global warming.

There needed to be a conversion from the greed which makes us 'turn a blind eye' to our relationship with the natural world, Dr Rowan Williams said.

'We are capable of doing immeasurable damage to ourselves as individuals, and we have the same terrible freedom as a human race,' he added.

'To suggest God might intervene to protect us from the corporate folly of our practices is as unchristian as to suggest that he protects us from our individual sin.'

Without change, the world faced the 'ultimate tragedy' of humanity gradually 'choked, drowned or starved by its own stupidity', he argued.

Dr Williams often speaks out on social and political issues and is critical of consumerism.

Yesterday, in a lecture at York Minster, he set out a Christian argument for preserving the environment.

He attacked the view that the Old Testament reference to humans having 'dominion' justified exploiting the Earth.

Instead, humanity was given the chance to cultivate the Garden of Eden, Dr Williams claimed.

The Archbishop said government policies and redefined business priorities could encourage people and companies to be greener.

Dr Williams added: 'An economic world in which environmental responsibility was rewarded would have a very different flavour from what we have generally seen for most of the last couple of centuries.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34

My first thought upon reading this was... "Hang on clown dude, does that mean god is willing to punish and murder millions of innocent people who've played no direct part in the West's 'corporate folly'? Does it mean that the poor of the world will suffer and die while the rich will take advantage of their position and survive the famines and wars that global warming may bring?
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by devogue » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:03 am

You forget, Pappa, that these despicable cunts have an answer for everything.

Those who profit here will get fuck all in heaven, and vice versa.

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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:40 am

Sometimes, Dr Rowan Williams makes me so angry I want to start a civil holy war to overthrow the Anglican Church forever, round up it's bishops and ram spikes up their arses and deep into their bodies. Let the ravens pluck out their eyes while they still barely breathe and have dogs feed on their intestines that have been spilled on the floor out of their slashed open abdomens. Then I'd do the Roman Catholic church.
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:51 am

Talk about stating the obvious :roll:

Atheists have been saying that for years.
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:57 am

Animavore wrote:Talk about stating the obvious :roll:

Atheists have been saying that for years.
Is it his long-winded way of saying, "Prayer doesn't work."?
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:02 am

I hate long-windedness. Why call him a self-righteous, delusional, contradictory, society-damaging, imbecilic, incontinent, ignoramus when calling him a prick will suffice?
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

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Pappa wrote:Sometimes, Dr Rowan Williams makes me so angry I want to start a civil holy war to overthrow the Anglican Church forever, round up it's bishops and ram spikes up their arses and deep into their bodies. Let the ravens pluck out their eyes while they still barely breathe and have dogs feed on their intestines that have been spilled on the floor out of their slashed open abdomens. Then I'd do the Roman Catholic church.
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:29 am

What good is the fucker, then?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:40 pm

It sounds to me like the bish is talking about a non-interventionist god here - could we have a deist in Lambeth Palace? :hum:
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:51 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It sounds to me like the bish is talking about a non-interventionist god here - could we have a deist in Lambeth Palace? :hum:
I think he's already said as such. He says the Bible is metaphor and all sorts of similar things. I'd call him a backpedaler, but he has such powerful conviction in his extremely nebulous and ill-defined beliefs.

Having tried to read one of his speeches once (the one about Sharia law in Britain), he seems to think like the archetypal theologian.


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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

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Pappa wrote:Sometimes, Dr Rowan Williams makes me so angry I want to start a civil holy war to overthrow the Anglican Church forever, round up it's bishops and ram spikes up their arses and deep into their bodies. Let the ravens pluck out their eyes while they still barely breathe and have dogs feed on their intestines that have been spilled on the floor out of their slashed open abdomens. Then I'd do the Roman Catholic church.
That's just so typical of you atheists. If you were a christian, you'd have these words of THE SON OF THE LORD, OUR SAVIOUR in mind. Look! Jesus said: "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." (Luke 23:34)

You atheists make me so angry I want to start a holy war to round the lot of you up and ram spikes up your arses and deep into your bodies. Let the ravens pluck out your eyes while you still barely breathe and have dogs feed on your intestines that have been spilled on the floor out of their slashed open abdomens. Then I'd do the agnostics.

And I am right, for GOD is on my side. Look! Jesus said: "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." (Luke 19:27)

Isn't it wonderful how one can cherrypick from "holy books" to suit one's need?
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:07 pm

Seraph wrote:Isn't it wonderful how one can cherrypick from "holy books" to suit one's need?
I wish there were things in my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to cherry pick that would allow me to justify murdering thousands of Christians. Alas not. :(
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:36 pm

Pappa wrote:
Seraph wrote:Isn't it wonderful how one can cherrypick from "holy books" to suit one's need?
I wish there were things in my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to cherry pick that would allow me to justify murdering thousands of Christians. Alas not. :(
So rewrite it. That's allowed. Obviously.
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:55 pm

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Pappa wrote:
Seraph wrote:Isn't it wonderful how one can cherrypick from "holy books" to suit one's need?
I wish there were things in my Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to cherry pick that would allow me to justify murdering thousands of Christians. Alas not. :(
So rewrite it. That's allowed. Obviously.
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Re: Archbishop: God will not save planet

Post by tattuchu » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:46 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:What good is the fucker, then?
That was my thought. Of what use is this god? He certainly doesn't seem to do much of anything, anything at all.
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