Margarine Vents her Spleen

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Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by rainbow » Wed May 17, 2023 1:34 pm

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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by NineBerry » Wed May 17, 2023 2:20 pm

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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by Svartalf » Wed May 17, 2023 2:22 pm

Nor does margarine, that ugly distasteful evil substitute for the wonder of butter.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by Woodbutcher » Wed May 17, 2023 11:10 pm

Margarine, like butter, is only a lubricant that enables coarse grub to slide down your gullet.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by tattuchu » Thu May 18, 2023 5:01 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Wed May 17, 2023 2:22 pm
Nor does margarine, that ugly distasteful evil substitute for the wonder of butter.
I recently purchased some Belgian butter, Les Pres Sales. It was very good, but not as good as I was expecting based on the ballyhoo. Anyway, I've never understood the point of margarine.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by Svartalf » Thu May 18, 2023 5:19 pm

it's a substitute that started when butter was not as available as it should (or just too expensive an an economic crisis period)
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by NineBerry » Fri May 19, 2023 6:01 am

I actually prefer margarine. It's a lot easier to handle. You don't have to wait until it becomes soft to spread it on your bread. And the taste is just as good.

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 19, 2023 6:12 am

The taste is just as good? You're sick, man.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by rainbow » Fri May 19, 2023 10:30 am

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I actually prefer margarine. It's a lot easier to handle. You don't have to wait until it becomes soft to spread it on your bread. And the taste is just as good.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by NineBerry » Fri May 19, 2023 10:54 am

Pumpernickel is more a thing of the northern part of Germany, not here in the south.

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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 19, 2023 12:02 pm

You Swabian or Bavarian? (and cafeful if the former, I may make jokes about you using a seven man sized spear on you lovers)

and I like Pumperkickel, but no butter, it's too fragile to stand the pressure...
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 19, 2023 12:23 pm


Svartalf wrote:You Swabian or Bavarian? (and cafeful if the former, I may make jokes about you using a seven man sized spear on you lovers)
That's the wurst joke ever.
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by JimC » Fri May 19, 2023 10:28 pm

We have something called Dairy Soft, about 80% butter and 20% margarine. The taste of butter, but it spreads more easily when cold...
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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by NineBerry » Fri May 19, 2023 11:21 pm

Neither Swabian not Bavarian. Palatine.

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Re: Margarine Vents her Spleen

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 19, 2023 11:38 pm

I never realized that Rheinland Pfalz was regarded as 'south'
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