All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:31 pm

If you're gonna go, go big.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Tero » Wed Nov 25, 2020 2:17 am

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Staff Slowly Introducing Biden To Oval-Shaped Rooms For Smoother Transition To White House
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by JimC » Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:12 am

:lol:
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Tero » Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:22 pm

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by NineBerry » Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:45 pm

It's already over.

Biden broke his neck while playing with his dog.

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Leg. Not neck.

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by laklak » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:15 am

Apparently they're going to get a cat, too.

Biden + cat - can = Bidet.

I worked on that one a long time.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Hermit » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:21 am

NineBerry wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 11:45 pm
It's already over.

Biden broke his neck while playing with his dog.

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Leg. Not neck.
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Ankle. Not leg.
Sprained. Not broke.

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by JimC » Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:51 am

Did the Secret Service shoot the dog?
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:15 am

He actually sprained his ankle while engaging in paedophilia.
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Hermit » Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:48 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:15 am
He actually sprained his ankle while engaging in paedophilia.
20,000 emails at seven.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by rainbow » Mon Nov 30, 2020 6:17 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 4:15 am
He actually sprained his ankle while engaging in paedophilia.
Just put more babies in the blender, and inject him with the "Youth Serum".

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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:15 am

We've always known he likes the ladies...

Joe Biden announces all-female media team at his White House.
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:55 am

He wants to sniff their hairs.
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Re: All Things Biden: Is It Over Yet?

Post by Tero » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:54 pm

Ted Cruz says they won't approve any Biden cabinet positions. They will also freeze Biden's helicopter account. He can only be helicoptered to Walter Reed if he gets sick.

But Cruz was bad at handling media:
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