Big Brother has gone corporate

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Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by JimC » Thu May 21, 2020 10:41 pm

Your boss has an eye on you if you work from home:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-22/ ... s/12258198
Does your boss know you're reading this article right now?

If you are one of the thousands of Australians who made a rapid shift to working from home this year and are currently logged on, shouldn't you be working?

This is company time, after all.

For an increasing number of Australian workers, it is now the norm to have every movement tracked: what websites you visit; how long you spend on social media; how many keystrokes you do each minute and even when you go to the bathroom.

Sales of software that monitors employees working remotely have surged since the coronavirus pandemic was declared, with some companies reporting a 300 per cent increase in customers in Australia in the last two months.
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 3:36 am

Careful. Civil liberties sounds like 'right wing talking points' nowadays.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 22, 2020 3:44 am

I think the bosses are doing a terrific job in very difficult circumstances. Honestly, I can't praise them highly enough - I really can't.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 22, 2020 3:47 am

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Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 3:47 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 3:44 am
I think the bosses are doing a terrific job in very difficult circumstances. Honestly, I can't praise them highly enough - I really can't.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Fri May 22, 2020 3:59 am

A nice thought on the part of the monitoring software developers, to add an app for your phone so the boss knows where you are. :what:

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Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 4:14 am

the Iosphere apparently includes tracking and tracing in an automatic update.

For your safety, of course.
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Joe wrote:
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he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by JimC » Fri May 22, 2020 4:28 am

Some clever hacker should develop an app which takes over the boss's app, and only sends reassuring data about hard work being done online...
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Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 4:55 am

i heard chinese students spammed the app store with zero star reviews, and had their homework app removed.
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Joe wrote:
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he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
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It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Joe » Fri May 22, 2020 5:40 pm

I worked in a shop that monitored us that closely. That wasn't too bad, but it was a shit company overall.
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Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 6:08 pm

The employer perspective is the important one to be sensitive to. Those folks have to go through HOURS of productive spying on employees to make sure they aren't wasting time. ESSENTIAL!
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Joe » Fri May 22, 2020 7:31 pm

I used to work for an old Marine named Fred, who had a different approach. He liked to say, "if you take care of your people, they take care of the customer, and the profits will take care of themselves."

He did alright with that.
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by JimC » Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 pm

Joe wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:40 pm
I worked in a shop that monitored us that closely. That wasn't too bad, but it was a shit company overall.
I think there is another dimension when a company intrudes into your home...
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Post by Joe » Fri May 22, 2020 9:20 pm

JimC wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 9:10 pm
Joe wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:40 pm
I worked in a shop that monitored us that closely. That wasn't too bad, but it was a shit company overall.
I think there is another dimension when a company intrudes into your home...
Yes, I read the OP. This company did that.
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Cunt » Fri May 22, 2020 10:15 pm

They got into our homes along with telecommunications.

Improved their contact with improved telecom.

Maybe the last barrier should be the skin...no implanted electrotics (no matter how cool)
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Joe wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:22 pm
he doesn't communicate

The 'Walsh Question' 'What Is A Woman?' I'll put an answer here when someone posts one that is clear and comprehensible, by apostates to the Faith.

Update: I've been offered one!
rainbow wrote:
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:23 pm
It is actually quite easy. A woman has at least one X chromosome.
Strong ideas don't require censorship to survive. Weak ideas cannot survive without it.

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