Big Brother has gone corporate

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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Joe » Fri May 22, 2020 11:35 pm

Yeah, implanted electronics can be problematic.

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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by laklak » Sat May 23, 2020 1:36 am

Excellent idea, By Ford!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Alan B » Sat May 23, 2020 5:34 pm

Get two phones. Leave the 'works' one at home while one goes walkabout with the new phone...
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat May 23, 2020 6:05 pm

Pop a bit of tape over the webcam on the company laptop, pop it on the floor, smear the keyboard with fish paste, and let the cat in. Then go to pub.
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Re: Big Brother has gone corporate

Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 24, 2020 1:32 am

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