Local news...not The Onion
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Unfortunately, he has already reproduced
SPRINGFIELD, Neb. (AP) — Officials in eastern Nebraska say a 71-year-old man has died following the rollover crash of an all-terrain vehicle near Springfield. The Sarpy County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that the crash was discovered just after 9 p.m. Thursday in a rural area about a mile west of Springfield.
Firefighters and medics who arrived on the scene found Edward Smith injured and not breathing.
Officials say medics performed CPR, but were unable to revive Smith. Sheriff’s officials say a preliminary investigation showed Smith was riding the ATV along a fence line on private property when the vehicle rolled and pinned him.
He was found by friends and family members.
SPRINGFIELD, Neb. (AP) — Officials in eastern Nebraska say a 71-year-old man has died following the rollover crash of an all-terrain vehicle near Springfield. The Sarpy County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that the crash was discovered just after 9 p.m. Thursday in a rural area about a mile west of Springfield.
Firefighters and medics who arrived on the scene found Edward Smith injured and not breathing.
Officials say medics performed CPR, but were unable to revive Smith. Sheriff’s officials say a preliminary investigation showed Smith was riding the ATV along a fence line on private property when the vehicle rolled and pinned him.
He was found by friends and family members.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Um do you have something against ATV riders, Tero?
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They are probably Trump supporters!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Trump supporters:
-ATVs
-most people owning a horse
-all with RVs
-Harley riders
-ATVs
-most people owning a horse
-all with RVs
-Harley riders
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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A rather cool intersection design was scrapped.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/06/17/city ... ersection/
It had good lanes for pedestrians and bikes. I'm afraid it is going to be a simple overpass with the busiest two parts improving flow and the rest will have a traffic light.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/06/17/city ... ersection/
It had good lanes for pedestrians and bikes. I'm afraid it is going to be a simple overpass with the busiest two parts improving flow and the rest will have a traffic light.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
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If you drive across the state on two lane roads, you can smoke the occasional joint. If you drive the shoulder of the freeway....
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/troo ... ffic-stop/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Never get into an argument with Trumpsters. 3 miles from us.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/lpd- ... t-lincoln/
It's by the main lake in town.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/lpd- ... t-lincoln/
It's by the main lake in town.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Always the meth guys with the medieaval weapons in the car:
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/16/want ... coln-home/
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/16/want ... coln-home/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Nicholi Grimm . lol
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If you have to drink and drive, crashing into a police car is a good way to get out of that habit.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/19/hast ... r-weekend/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Area billionaire getting really high!
Cost of travel hard to estimate. 100 million?
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/07/17/tech ... index.html
Cost of travel hard to estimate. 100 million?
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/07/17/tech ... index.html
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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67-year old somehow got a passport but had no idea he needed a Covid test to fly out of the country.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/22/pass ... -19-rules/
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/22/pass ... -19-rules/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Area man had some plan, mask and all, but....
"Officers said when they arrived, they made contact with the man and saw a loaded handgun with an extended magazine on the passenger seat.
The man was taken into custody without incident.
LPD said officers located the full-face costume mask, two knives, a backpack, knee-pads and a bullhorn in the man’s car."
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/28/lpd- ... rying-gun/
"Officers said when they arrived, they made contact with the man and saw a loaded handgun with an extended magazine on the passenger seat.
The man was taken into custody without incident.
LPD said officers located the full-face costume mask, two knives, a backpack, knee-pads and a bullhorn in the man’s car."
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/28/lpd- ... rying-gun/
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Re: Local news...not The Onion
It's the knee pads that worry me...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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