Local news...not The Onion

[Tero]

Let's try this again.

Always follow the speed limit exactly with drugs. Specially 30mph and 45 mph zones. 5mph higher on and off but never under the speed limit either.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/11/troo ... ar-gering/
They were getting drugs from Colorado or Wyoming. The more states you drive through the more likely a stop is.

[Sean Hayden]

[Sean Hayden]

Everything happens on the North side after 9PM.
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/15/eigh ... h-lincoln/
and the people seem to be poor. Robber got 19 dollars. Not a single 20 dollar bill among 8 people.

—desperate, wonder what he imagined he’d get

[Brian Peacock]

Enough to meet his immediate needs probably.

[rasetsu]

I imagine his dealer was thrilled at the small denominations.

[Tero]

Shitty end
https://www.1011now.com/2023/07/13/woma ... anicclicks

[Tero]

Woman drivingvthrough corn field...
https://www.klkntv.com/valparaiso-woman ... tid=Zxz2cZ

[Sean Hayden]

—likely the corn Sirens. It’s narrow road through all that corn. This must happen a lot.

[Tero]

Area police chief stressed at attending police conference.
...had earlier been asked to leave the JW Marriott hotel in Tampa’s downtown, where he was attending a sheriffs’ association conference. After leaving the hotel, the 52-year-old Ramirez pulled over on the side of interstate 75 and shot himself in the head.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... ector-shot

[Tero]

Donut shop gives donuts to...
https://www.klkntv.com/krispy-kreme-giv ... tid=Zxz2cZ

[Tero]

This morning Omaha Man got some ideas from Florida Man
https://www.1011now.com/2023/08/07/cras ... terchange/
He is in cusrody.

[Tero]

Never sit around in parked cars at midnight. Just get in and drive off. If traveling, go to motel. https://www.1011now.com/2023/08/08/teen ... olice-say/

[Tero]

marmot to be returned to Rocky Mountains
https://www.klkntv.com/photos-wild-wyom ... o-lincoln/
After giving the marmot a sedative, animal control officers were able to safely remove it from the vehicle.
The marmot was found to be healthy and it is now awaiting transportation back to Wyoming.

[Tero]

If not the 1000 pounds of pot in the truck on the freeway, then the drug paraphenalia guy on the motorcycle.
https://www.klkntv.com/motorcyclist-cra ... tid=Zxz2cZ

Never a dull night shift these days.

[Tero]

Never run for office if there are sex tapes of you.

...but the sensational nature of the disclosure of sex tapes — reportedly featuring Ms. Gibson and her husband, a lawyer — is highly unusual. Ms. Gibson called the release of the tapes “the worst gutter politics.” The Post said it learned of the material from a “Republican operative” who denied a connection to Ms. Gibson’s opponent...