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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:07 pm

Unfortunately, he has already reproduced

SPRINGFIELD, Neb. (AP) — Officials in eastern Nebraska say a 71-year-old man has died following the rollover crash of an all-terrain vehicle near Springfield. The Sarpy County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that the crash was discovered just after 9 p.m. Thursday in a rural area about a mile west of Springfield.

Firefighters and medics who arrived on the scene found Edward Smith injured and not breathing.

Officials say medics performed CPR, but were unable to revive Smith. Sheriff’s officials say a preliminary investigation showed Smith was riding the ATV along a fence line on private property when the vehicle rolled and pinned him.

He was found by friends and family members.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Seabass » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:08 pm

Tero wrote:
Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:07 pm
Unfortunately, he has already reproduced
:hehe: Um do you have something against ATV riders, Tero?
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:37 pm

Seabass wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:08 pm
Tero wrote:
Sat Jun 12, 2021 8:07 pm
Unfortunately, he has already reproduced
:hehe: Um do you have something against ATV riders, Tero?
They are probably Trump supporters! :lay:
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Post by Tero » Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:42 pm

Trump supporters:
-ATVs
-most people owning a horse
-all with RVs
-Harley riders
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:22 pm

A rather cool intersection design was scrapped.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/06/17/city ... ersection/

It had good lanes for pedestrians and bikes. I'm afraid it is going to be a simple overpass with the busiest two parts improving flow and the rest will have a traffic light.
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Post by Seabass » Wed Jun 23, 2021 7:04 pm

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:55 pm

If you drive across the state on two lane roads, you can smoke the occasional joint. If you drive the shoulder of the freeway....
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:59 pm

Never get into an argument with Trumpsters. 3 miles from us.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/lpd- ... t-lincoln/

It's by the main lake in town.
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Sat Jul 17, 2021 5:41 pm

Always the meth guys with the medieaval weapons in the car:
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/16/want ... coln-home/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:45 pm

Nicholi Grimm . lol

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Mon Jul 19, 2021 5:56 pm

If you have to drink and drive, crashing into a police car is a good way to get out of that habit.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Jul 20, 2021 1:22 pm

Area billionaire getting really high!
Cost of travel hard to estimate. 100 million?
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 22, 2021 9:08 pm

67-year old somehow got a passport but had no idea he needed a Covid test to fly out of the country.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/22/pass ... -19-rules/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by Tero » Tue Sep 28, 2021 5:30 pm

Area man had some plan, mask and all, but....

"Officers said when they arrived, they made contact with the man and saw a loaded handgun with an extended magazine on the passenger seat.

The man was taken into custody without incident.

LPD said officers located the full-face costume mask, two knives, a backpack, knee-pads and a bullhorn in the man’s car."

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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late

Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...

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Re: Local news...not The Onion

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 28, 2021 8:50 pm

It's the knee pads that worry me... :?
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