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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Svartalf » Sat Mar 19, 2022 1:37 am

will not a Bishop so something about that obstreperous abbott?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:44 am

If we're doing Abbott jokes:

"... in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces" (C. Z. Brannigan, Futurama, "Love's Labours Lost in Space", 1999).

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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Hermit » Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:46 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:44 am
If we're doing Abbott jokes:

This Abbott was a real life joke.



One of the many gaffes by Tony Abbott, Australia's Prime Minister from 2013 to 2015.

Joke's on us, really. We elected him. He was so bad that his own party sacked him before he could finish his second year as prime minister.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:09 am

Poisoned by his catholic faith...
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Tero » Fri Mar 25, 2022 4:47 pm

Can you gay marry in Texas? Just wondering.

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Post by Tero » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:43 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:48 pm

OK, can this lead anywhere, beside the possibility of TX losing federal funding?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Tero » Mon Jun 20, 2022 5:57 pm

No more crappy fencing against Mexico. Build their own stinking wall. Or....just give every man, woman and child an AR-15?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Tero » Mon Jun 20, 2022 11:00 pm

Good plan. We wll keep our national parks, though.
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"Texas retains the right to secede from the United States, and the Texas Legislature should be called upon to pass a referendum consistent thereto," the platform stated.

Deeper in the document, the GOP delegates urge state lawmakers to put a referendum on the agenda for the 2023 election, "for the people of Texas to determine whether or not the State of Texas should reassert its status as an independent nation."
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 20, 2022 11:40 pm

When the tanks roll down from the North, we'll see what those cowboys are made of... :tea:
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 21, 2022 12:16 am

Tero wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 11:00 pm
Good plan. We wll keep our national parks, though.
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"Texas retains the right to secede from the United States, and the Texas Legislature should be called upon to pass a referendum consistent thereto," the platform stated.

Deeper in the document, the GOP delegates urge state lawmakers to put a referendum on the agenda for the 2023 election, "for the people of Texas to determine whether or not the State of Texas should reassert its status as an independent nation."
https://www.npr.org/2022/06/20/11062299 ... &fs=e&s=cl
You remember that this clause has been regarded as null and void since 1865, right?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Tero » Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:08 am

"So, if the rights of the people of the United States as recognized by the Constitution, are not secured to them by the Government, and the people of any State have no other means to redress their grievances except by separating themselves from their oppressors, it is their undoubted natural right to do so."
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They are sovereign! It does not work for a conspiracy theorist alone in his bunker. But maybe 15 million Texans?
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jun 27, 2022 7:05 pm

To them war is romance.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:33 pm

War is romance.
Vengeance is love.
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Re: Meanwhile, Texas

Post by laklak » Tue Jun 28, 2022 8:58 am

Taco Bell is food.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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