Idiots in the news...no guns

[Tero]

This is the Florida man thread, but instead expandin to man/woman all over the world. Meant to be other stupidity than guns. Guns can play a very minor role.

Idiot stole truck, got chased by helicopter, abandoned truck, forced into random home...got caught of course
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Su ... 06901.html

[Jason]

I don't know how people these days expect to outrun the police when they have things like trackers they can fire at your vehicle (they're magnetic I understand), and things like helicopters which cannot be outrun by a vehicle on land. Just stupid.

[Tero]

Musta been high on something, or really pissed off so nothing matters.

[JimC]

I bet there'll be no Dutch people in this thread...

[Seabass]

Surely the Dutch make the best idiots in the world?

[laklak]

All other idiots are but a pale imitation of Dutch idiots.

[pErvinalia]

The dutch idiots are probably the ones committing crimes and trying to run away while wearing clogs.

[Tero]

Rural Nebraska school cook had novel meat in his chili. In a state with local beef readily available. There are no wild critters of this species to shoot.
http://www.klkntv.com/story/39315054/sc ... -his-chili

[Tero]

They will be dead within a year after the identity comes out
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Wi ... 97261.html

[Animavore]

Belgian robbers asked to come back - and arrested on their return.

A gang of robbers walk into a shop. The owner asks them to come back later when he has more money, and when they do...

It feels like the makings of a joke, but for a Belgian e-cigarette shop owner this was a frightening reality.

Six people entered Didier's shop in the suburbs of Charleroi in daylight with the intent to rob him.

The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.

"It's like it was a comedy," he told the BBC over the phone. "They're being called the worst robbers in Belgium."

https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.bbc.com ... e-45958404

[Tero]

What a wimpy hobby to start with. I imagine young well tattkooed people plus annoying baby boomers at the 200 dollar Eagles concert with e cigarettes.

Oif you are going to smoke tobacco, roll your own unfiltered ciggiies!

[Tero]

Post office clerk: Is there anything perishable liquid or fragile in your package?
Sender: No, just a pipe sort of thing with...stuff inside.
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/10/24/ ... s-ny-home/

[Sean Hayden]

Just be thankful that most violent criminals are idiots. We saw what an intelligent one can do with the unabomber. --i'm excluding governments of course, we've got enough debate elsewhere

[laklak]

Tuscon, it's Ocala without gators.

One man found out the hard way the true danger of a blow torch when he tried to destroy spiders in his home using fire. Instead of simply removing the eight-legged pests, the man burned his house to the ground. He accidentally created a massive blaze that required 23 firefighters to contain it. The unnamed man, from Tucson, Arizona, US, was suspected of using a propane torch to kill spiders and burn spiderwebs underneath his mobile home.


Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/17/man-trie ... to=cbshare

[Tero]

Area man pulls sovereign shit
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Li ... 38002.html
The gun was not used.