Idiots in the news...no guns
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Idiots in the news...no guns
This is the Florida man thread, but instead expandin to man/woman all over the world. Meant to be other stupidity than guns. Guns can play a very minor role.
Idiot stole truck, got chased by helicopter, abandoned truck, forced into random home...got caught of course
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Su ... 06901.html
Idiot stole truck, got chased by helicopter, abandoned truck, forced into random home...got caught of course
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Su ... 06901.html
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
Re: Idiots in the news...no guns
I don't know how people these days expect to outrun the police when they have things like trackers they can fire at your vehicle (they're magnetic I understand), and things like helicopters which cannot be outrun by a vehicle on land. Just stupid.
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Re: Idiots in the news...no guns
Musta been high on something, or really pissed off so nothing matters.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Re: Idiots in the news...no guns
I bet there'll be no Dutch people in this thread...
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Re: Idiots in the news...no guns
Surely the Dutch make the best idiots in the world?
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
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All other idiots are but a pale imitation of Dutch idiots.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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The dutch idiots are probably the ones committing crimes and trying to run away while wearing clogs.
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Rural Nebraska school cook had novel meat in his chili. In a state with local beef readily available. There are no wild critters of this species to shoot.
http://www.klkntv.com/story/39315054/sc ... -his-chili
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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They will be dead within a year after the identity comes out
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Wi ... 97261.html
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Wi ... 97261.html
https://esapolitics.blogspot.com
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
Re: Idiots in the news...no guns
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.bbc.com ... e-45958404Belgian robbers asked to come back - and arrested on their return.
A gang of robbers walk into a shop. The owner asks them to come back later when he has more money, and when they do...
It feels like the makings of a joke, but for a Belgian e-cigarette shop owner this was a frightening reality.
Six people entered Didier's shop in the suburbs of Charleroi in daylight with the intent to rob him.
The salesman told the group to return at the end of the day, when he could give them more money. In the end though, he got them arrested instead.
"It's like it was a comedy," he told the BBC over the phone. "They're being called the worst robbers in Belgium."
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What a wimpy hobby to start with. I imagine young well tattkooed people plus annoying baby boomers at the 200 dollar Eagles concert with e cigarettes.
Oif you are going to smoke tobacco, roll your own unfiltered ciggiies!
Oif you are going to smoke tobacco, roll your own unfiltered ciggiies!
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Post office clerk: Is there anything perishable liquid or fragile in your package?
Sender: No, just a pipe sort of thing with...stuff inside.
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/10/24/ ... s-ny-home/
Sender: No, just a pipe sort of thing with...stuff inside.
https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/10/24/ ... s-ny-home/
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Just be thankful that most violent criminals are idiots. We saw what an intelligent one can do with the unabomber. --i'm excluding governments of course, we've got enough debate elsewhere
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Tuscon, it's Ocala without gators.
One man found out the hard way the true danger of a blow torch when he tried to destroy spiders in his home using fire. Instead of simply removing the eight-legged pests, the man burned his house to the ground. He accidentally created a massive blaze that required 23 firefighters to contain it. The unnamed man, from Tucson, Arizona, US, was suspected of using a propane torch to kill spiders and burn spiderwebs underneath his mobile home.
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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Area man pulls sovereign shit
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Li ... 38002.html
The gun was not used.
https://www.1011now.com/content/news/Li ... 38002.html
The gun was not used.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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