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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:23 am

Drop iguanas? :o
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Post by laklak » Thu Jan 23, 2020 3:39 am

The illegal drop bears have been shagging the illegal iguanas. This is why we need a Wall.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:45 pm

Guy In Florida Loads Car With Frozen Iguanas, They Warm Up, Come Back To Life, Cause Car Accident
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Post by JimC » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:01 pm

Frozen Iguanas would be a good name for a band...
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Post by Seabass » Wed Feb 26, 2020 6:53 pm

Florida woman arrested for zipping boyfriend inside suitcase and leaving him for dead
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Sarah Boone was charged on Tuesday with one count of second-degree murder in the killing of 42-year-old Jorge Torres Jr., according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Authorities responded to the suspect’s home in Winter Park after she placed an emergency call earlier the same day. When they arrived on the scene around 1 p.m., they found Torres’ body beside a suitcase near the front door, according to an arrest report obtained by Click Orlando.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:42 pm

Didn't 'Florida Man' drive into a GOP registration tent?
ABC wrote:Timm was arrested several hours later and charged with two counts of Aggravated Assault on a Person 65 Years of Age or Older, one count of Criminal Mischief, and Driving While Driver’s License Suspended, according to Jacksonville’s Sheriff’s Office.
Nice, if true, that there are additional penalties available to a judge when the victim is a senior.
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Post by Cunt » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:45 pm

Even the political 'elite' in Florida, are not immune to this 'floridaman' infection...

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Post by laklak » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:54 pm

Da fuq he get in the suitcase for?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:56 pm

laklak wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:54 pm
Da fuq he get in the suitcase for?
Probably thought there was pussy in there.
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Post by laklak » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:37 am

True.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:24 am

:lol:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon May 25, 2020 7:59 pm

Not in keeping with the theme, exactly, but the conforms with the title.

'"Watershed Moment in Election Law" as Judge Rules "Modern Day Poll Tax" in Florida Unconstitutional'
Civil liberties advocates celebrated after a federal court on Sunday struck down as unconstitutional a Florida law that would have denied the right to vote to nearly a million recently enfranchised state residents with past felony convictions until they paid all outstanding legal fees, fines, and restitution.

After Florida voters in November 2018 overwhelming backed Amendment 4—a ballot initiative that restored the voting rights of Floridians who have fully completed their sentences for felony convictions other than murder or sex crimes—state lawmakers passed legislation that critics condemned as a "modern day poll tax."

U.S. District Court Judge Robert L. Hinkle of Tallahassee concluded (pdf) Sunday that making voting rights contingent on payment for criminal justice services that a state must or chooses to provide represented "a tax by any other name" and violated the U.S. Constitution's 24th Amendment and the National Voter Registration Act.

Rights groups that challenged the Florida law—which was pushed through by Republican state lawmakers and signed by GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis in June 2019—welcomed Hinkle's permanent injunction against SB7066 as "a watershed moment in election law" and "a powerful reminder that no one can trump the U.S. Constitution."

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Although the state is expected to appeal Hinkle's decision—meaning participation in the upcoming November elections remains uncertain for many—the New York Times noted that "much of Sunday's ruling is built on a previous ruling by the United States Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit in Atlanta, which would hear any appeal."

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:24 am

It all makes sense now... :?


A rare case of brain-destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/naegl ... index.html
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:46 am

Damn you evolution! :lay:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Woodbutcher » Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:26 am

Seabass wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:24 am
It all makes sense now... :?


A rare case of brain-destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/04/us/naegl ... index.html
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