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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:26 pm

If the man is daft enough to leave the home without them, he brought that upon himself.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:39 pm

Socialist! :lay:
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:40 pm

who?
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:27 am

"The world is nonsense bro"

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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:03 pm

Man breaks in to rob a Florida Wendy's but stops to make himself dinner first
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:32 am

FLORIDA MAN Makes Off-Broadway Debut

"Florida Man" is a deep dive into the heart of a swampland culture where everyone is more than they appear. The play's logline is its own Florida Man headline:

A Florida Man, racked with guilt, digs up his dead father to give him the proper Viking Funeral he always wanted.

"This comedic odyssey explores some of the deeper human issues that affect us all - that exploration coming partially in the form of a jelly-donged homemade sex machine," says the playwright. "Florida Man" was written by Michael Presley Bobbitt, a commercial real estate appraiser by day and a playwright and board member at the Acrosstown Repertory Theatre - which will get its crack at the play in October after it completes its Off-Broadway run. Bobbitt is also the playwright of last year's Off-Broadway show, "Sunset Village," about the underground drug and sex culture at a swinging Florida retirement community.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:19 am

laklak to play the lead role!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:05 am

Florida Man steals pool floats and fucks them. Says it keeps him from raping women.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:17 am

Some local rag lak.
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Post by BarnettNewman » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:25 am

laklak wrote:Florida Man steals pool floats and fucks them. Says it keeps him from raping women.

https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/ma ... men-17566/
Christopher William Monnin, 35, admitted to stealing the pool floats, and recently a bacon-shaped one because he has sex with them, the report said.
Well, fake or not, who wouldn’t?

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:02 am

Plenty screw sex dolls.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:11 am

Get it where you can, eh Lak? We know you..
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:27 am

I'm old enough to remember when everyone considered Texas to be the craziest state. Wtf happened to Florida, anyway? It's the bath salts, isn't it... :nono:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:07 am

Texas is fast becoming the most progressive bastion of neo-Enlightenment thinking in the world. :tea:



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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:11 am

neo entlightenment, sounds weird, what does that actually mean, if anything?
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