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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:06 pm

Rum wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:31 pm
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The shelters have to stop that shit man. I adopted a pit once. It loved me to death. It treated me like fucking royalty. But she was dangerous. Thankfully she let me know exactly how dangerous she was by eating the neighbor's dog and not some helpless kid. I felt really bad for her, the lady and her dog, and the pit. But when I took the pit to the shelter to tell them what she had done and to recommend she not be adopted out again, I could tell they didn't want to hear it, and when I reiterated how serious I was they just got all the more dopey about the pit. --fucking idiots--

They'll list a dog with no history as "good with kids", "good with other dogs", "may even love your f'n cats!" :lol:
My ex and I got a rescue dog - this is going back over 20 years. It was a cute looking scruffy Jack Russell type.

The first time we took it to a local park it saw a bunch of kids and went straight for them. Luckily it didn’t bite anyone but clearly it had a thing about kids. Perhaps he’d been tormented by the previous owners kids. Either way the shelter either withheld that from us or perhaps didn’t know.

He was a real outdoors working dog and within a couple-one of months a farmer who kept a small pack for ratting and such took him on. He seemed pretty happy with that life.
Yeah, this dog was a senior and I've always felt she would have done well with some old guy or gal in the country.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:21 am

Sean Hayden wrote:The shelters have to stop that shit man. I adopted a pit once. It loved me to death. It treated me like fucking royalty. But she was dangerous. Thankfully she let me know exactly how dangerous she was by eating the neighbor's dog and not some helpless kid. I felt really bad for her, the lady and her dog, and the pit. But when I took the pit to the shelter to tell them what she had done and to recommend she not be adopted out again, I could tell they didn't want to hear it, and when I reiterated how serious I was they just got all the more dopey about the pit. --fucking idiots--

They'll list a dog with no history as "good with kids", "good with other dogs", "may even love your f'n cats!" Image
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Post by laklak » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:29 am

We just shoot 'em ourselves. Saves tax money.
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Post by Seabass » Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:18 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:27 am

That's the true spirit of Easter right there.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Fri May 03, 2019 11:27 pm

Is meth to a Florida Man like spinach is to Popeye? :ask:
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
https://www.apnews.com/4fe94ab5ed8e46d0ad39cbe9304be15f

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.

In a Facebook post , The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office quotes the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought he saw in the mattress at their Fort Walton Beach home.

She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bed post, ripped it apart and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call police.

The sheriff’s office says Oquendo later admitted to having smoked meth.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2019 12:02 am

If only he'd stayed with something natural, gentle and safe, like neat gin... :tea:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat May 04, 2019 6:13 am

Seabass wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 11:27 pm
Is meth to a Florida Man like spinach is to Popeye? :ask:
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage
https://www.apnews.com/4fe94ab5ed8e46d0ad39cbe9304be15f

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An apparently hallucinating Florida man used a bedpost to attack a mattress where he thought a man was hiding.

In a Facebook post , The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s office quotes the girlfriend of 37-year-old Felipe Oquendo as saying that he began acting erratically early Friday. The girlfriend told deputies Oquendo thought she was cheating on him with a man he thought he saw in the mattress at their Fort Walton Beach home.

She said Oquendo hit the mattress with a bed post, ripped it apart and locked the bedroom door. She was able to escape and call police.

The sheriff’s office says Oquendo later admitted to having smoked meth.
:lol: --speed turns people into detectives, whether or not their investigations ever align with any reality the rest of us are living is another story.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2019 7:10 am

Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Rum » Sat May 04, 2019 8:30 am

I took speed with some very strong hash on one occasion. It wasn’t a lot of fun I can tell you. Eek!

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat May 04, 2019 8:39 am

JimC wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 7:10 am
Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...
--you meant to say wanking right?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2019 8:40 am

Rum wrote:
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I took speed with some very strong hash on one occasion. It wasn’t a lot of fun I can tell you. Eek!
I once combined acid and mescaline. For a whole night, I was convinced that the ancient spirit of mescaline was having a conversation with the newcomer LSD within my skull...

And here I am today, relatively sane!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat May 04, 2019 8:42 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 8:39 am
JimC wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 7:10 am
Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...
--you meant to say wanking right?
No indeed, real pool, in a sleazy Melbourne pool hall. And I was fucking brilliant!

(or so I remember...)
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat May 04, 2019 8:45 am

Satanist
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