Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Aug 26, 2018 2:53 pm

The national media doesn't really understand Florida. This made national headlines, man tries to rob Dunkin Donuts of "10s, 20s, and some doughnuts". Maybe in other states this deserves a mention, but in Florida it doesn't rise to even mildly interesting. Maybe if he'd been armed with an alligator.

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Post by Tero » Sun Aug 26, 2018 7:03 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by cronus » Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:45 am

Tero wrote:
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Bunch of shooting
https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/26/us/jac ... cnn.com%2F
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Fri Aug 31, 2018 3:47 pm

OK we have a shared Vibrio today.
A Florida couple was arrested last week after they were caught allegedly selling drugs out of a drive-thru window they constructed out of the side of their mobile home.
William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported.
Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.
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Post by Śiva » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:06 pm

One of my neighbours does enough business to warrant a drive thru I reckon. :tea:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Aug 31, 2018 4:08 pm

:funny:
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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:38 pm

Juwan fries with that?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:30 am

This Security Guard Filmed All His Farts for Six Months and Went Viral
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjk ... went-viral
"Paul Flart," the man and legend, has been fired from the hospital in Florida which served as a background for his art.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:48 am

Definitely a Vibrio. Sometimes my state makes me so proud.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:18 pm

Florida man arrested for giving his girlfriend a Wet Willie.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:08 am

I can only assume this was in Florida..
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:12 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:08 am
I can only assume this was in Florida..

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:13 am

It's impossible to separate fact from fiction when it comes to Florida.. :biggrin:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Seabass » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:14 am

Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Hermit » Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:28 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:13 am
It's impossible to separate fact from fiction when it comes to Florida.. :biggrin:
That's why noting sources comes in handy. :biggrin:

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