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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:07 pm

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Well, he wasn't technically wrong, was he?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Animavore » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:11 pm

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man- ... ORuZ-EOQXs
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:22 am

Teenage mutant ninja turtles?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:11 am

Probably Florida Cooters.

I knew it was turtles all the way down.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by tattuchu » Thu Apr 11, 2019 12:35 pm

Recent headline:

Pedestrian struck in hit-and-run — then immediately shot by bystander in baffling Florida incident

A little misleading, however, as shown when more detail came out. Still an interesting story, though:

Florida Man Injured in Hit-and-Run Allegedly Pulls Box Cutter on ‘Good Samaritan’ Before Being Shot

[A] report notes witnesses saw a man “down in the road and assumed he had been hit by a car.” After attempting to render aid, witnesses told police the man gathered up his belongings and tried to walk away.

That’s when things reportedly got a bit Floridian.

The outlet says the witnesses repeatedly implored the man to stay and wait for medical attention. The man reportedly refused. So, then the so-called gaggle of “Good Samaritans” apparently began following the man.

Police say the man “made it very clear” that he wanted to leave. That alleged clarity didn’t do much to stop the people from following him–and they reportedly kept on him for a block-and-a-half.

Eventually, the injured pedestrian allegedly got angry with being tailed and produced a box cutter–using the sharp tool to menace one of his would-be saviors in what police say was a threatening manner.

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https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/florida-m ... eing-shot/
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:59 pm

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Post by Seabass » Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:18 pm

Who would win in a fight between a Floridian caterpillar and an Australian caterpillar? :ask:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:48 pm

Three naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase
Women applying lotion told trooper they were “air drying”
Tampa Bay Times says no link to area nudist community
Now that is really pathetic. So bloody pathetic. :hehe:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by tattuchu » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:31 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:48 pm
Three naked Florida women lead police on 21-mile chase
Women applying lotion told trooper they were “air drying”
Tampa Bay Times says no link to area nudist community
Now that is really pathetic. So bloody pathetic. :hehe:
"The women told the trooper they had been staying at a relative’s home but went to the rest stop after an altercation and had nowhere else to go."

One guess as to what the altercation was about :hehe:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:33 am

Cassowary attack: giant bird kills owner in Florida after he fell

"Bird native to Australia and Papua New Guinea likely killed breeder with its long claws"
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:46 am

It's sort of an Aussie raptor...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:01 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:33 am
Cassowary attack: giant bird kills owner in Florida after he fell

"Bird native to Australia and Papua New Guinea likely killed breeder with its long claws"
From the article:
"The victim, whose name was not released, was apparently breeding the birds, state wildlife officials said."

This explains it, then. Maybe he shoulda kept his dick in his pants :coffee:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:20 pm

Yeah fellas, let this be a lesson to you - keep your rocket in you pocket. :hehe:

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Rum » Sun Apr 14, 2019 6:50 pm

Florida man threatens to destroy a town with his 'army of turtles,' warning police they should never have 'f***ed with the saint' as he's arrested for shouting obscenities in the street

Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested on Sunday in Indialantic, Florida
Police say they received seven calls alleging Lane was disturbing the peace
Lane reportedly warned officers that his ‘turtle army will destroy everyone’
He was escorted to the police station and banged on the glass before leaving
Lane was arrested for a second time that day, warning 'you'll see what happens in an hour' before making multiple claims his turtle army would avenge him


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -lqS4eO-JA


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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Animavore » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:08 pm

L8.
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