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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:10 am

This is my favourite thread. :D
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:52 pm

Florida man starts fire while making cookies on a George Foreman grill, in the nude. https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180 ... eman-grill
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:57 pm

Florida man, security guard, fired for documenting his farts on instagram for six months: http://news.avclub.com/florida-security ... 1828577912
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:04 pm

Now you're just making it up!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:44 pm

Would 'twer 'twas so...
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:53 am

Florida Woman beats elderly parents, attacks father with knife because they won't take her to Outback Steakhouse.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:56 am

Florida Man beats another Florida Man to death on Christmas Eve, with a pogo stick, in a laundromat

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:37 am

Is there something in the water in Florida?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:40 am

fluoride, what else?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:42 am

:hehe:

(but also a weird collection of secret hallucinogens, organised by the Illuminati...)
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm

Florida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Alan B » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:28 pm

laklak wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:22 pm

:clap:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:10 pm

:cheers:
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:36 pm

laklak wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm
Florida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/

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Clearwater? Ah, it's okay, then. Because, as a high Thetan-level Scientologist, he can create his own reality! :prof:
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