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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:10 am

This is my favourite thread. :D
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:52 pm

Florida man starts fire while making cookies on a George Foreman grill, in the nude. https://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180 ... eman-grill
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:57 pm

Florida man, security guard, fired for documenting his farts on instagram for six months: http://news.avclub.com/florida-security ... 1828577912
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:04 pm

Now you're just making it up!
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:44 pm

Would 'twer 'twas so...
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:53 am

Florida Woman beats elderly parents, attacks father with knife because they won't take her to Outback Steakhouse.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/court-document ... to-outback
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:56 am

Florida Man beats another Florida Man to death on Christmas Eve, with a pogo stick, in a laundromat

http://amp.actionnewsjax.com/news/local ... /899183564
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:37 am

Is there something in the water in Florida?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:40 am

fluoride, what else?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:42 am

:hehe:

(but also a weird collection of secret hallucinogens, organised by the Illuminati...)
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm

Florida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Alan B » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:28 pm

laklak wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm

Boldly coming where no man has come before.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:22 pm

:clap:
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:10 pm

:cheers:
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by tattuchu » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:36 pm

laklak wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:46 pm
Florida Man caught masturbating at a bus stop in Clearwater tells police he is Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

https://nypost.com/2018/05/30/man-caugh ... tain-kirk/

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Clearwater? Ah, it's okay, then. Because, as a high Thetan-level Scientologist, he can create his own reality! :prof:
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