Meanwhile, in Florida...

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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:30 am

I wonder how much a bag of tobacco would have cost him? I don't imagine rolling your own taste worse than a fucking Pall Mall. -jesus
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:33 am

I used to get 60 out of a 50gram pouch. Some were on the thin side though. :lol:
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Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:39 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
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I wonder how much a bag of tobacco would have cost him? I don't imagine rolling your own taste worse than a fucking Pall Mall. -jesus
I've rolled a lot of crappy cigarettes during my decades as a cigarette 'addict'. I NEVER brought a gun to a cigarette price dispute (to my recollection)

I remember about 15 years after I had quit, a friend asked me to grab him a pack. When the lady at the counter told me the ludicrously high price, I laughed out loud. She jumped back as if I was angry. I didn't give a shit, but you could tell she was used to getting shit on for the high price.

I smoke different now, but I ensure that the person selling to me is happy with our prices/arrangement. Wouldn't want to have to go back to 'government smokes'. Daily Bail was fucking awful.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:41 am

18 years now since I cast off the tobacco thrall...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:46 am

JimC wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:41 am
18 years now since I cast off the tobacco thrall...
Congrats, JimC! Great news.

I quit it on June 25, 2000, so a bit over that long for me.

Of course, I kept smoking, just got out of the tobacco thrall, as you describe it. Started in about 1980, so I put in my time.
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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:59 pm

I would prefer to worship trees in Africa rather than pick cotton in the South.
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Post by laklak » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:09 pm

Yabbut then you wouldn't know Jebus.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 3:40 pm

Jebus is OK with trees.
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Post by laklak » Sat Dec 29, 2018 5:11 pm

Unless you make a cross out of them.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Tero » Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:06 pm

Well, you still need instructions. He bought his kit at Ikea
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:40 pm

That's the best comic I've ever seen.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Cunt » Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:26 pm

Tero wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:06 pm
Well, you still need instructions. He bought his kit at Ikea
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fucking awesome :)
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Seabass wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:33 pm
You are a Republican. You are a conservative, right-wing Republican. You are part of sickness that must be cured for the sake of humanity.
Seabass in the quote above makes me ashamed to be associated with the political left.

The pErnivalia antidote = Just ask him a few direct questions, and he will flee with his trademark
pErvinalia wrote:trolololol..

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:48 pm

A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly pelting his mother with sausages. Why did he allegedly do it? Because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner https://www.wrmf.com/meanwhile-in-florida/
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:51 pm

He he he he. He attacked his mum with his sausage. He he he he
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Forty Two » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:56 pm

"If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists." Friedrich Von Hayek.

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