JimC wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2019 8:42 amNo indeed, real pool, in a sleazy Melbourne pool hall. And I was fucking brilliant!
(or so I remember...)
Meanwhile, in Florida...
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Flagler County sheriffs were approached by man wearing a speedo who showed them his mariuana plant. They asked if he had a medical card and he said "I'm working on it". He's currently in the Flagler jail.
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/video-f ... uana-plant
https://www.wptv.com/news/state/video-f ... uana-plant
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Gang in Florida punishes a black member by tattooing a racist comment on his ass, but they misspell it. His ass now reads "Fuck, Niger".
https://www.foxnews.com/us/white-florid ... o-spelling
Most people don't even know where Niger is.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/white-florid ... o-spelling
Most people don't even know where Niger is.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Niger may have to invade Florida to avenge this insult...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Move over, Florida man, here comes Florida woman!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-07/ ... p/11089522
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-07/ ... p/11089522
A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "snappy dresser", pulling a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I got a gator and I ain't afrid to use it!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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--what penalty was she trying to avoid? Is catching and keeping a young alligator a serious offense?
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I'm starting to suspect of late that Hermit has all the same Facebook friends I do.
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Suspect? We are on each other's list. Your profile says "Friends · 185 (21 Mutual)"
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You just have to be mutual friends of Dries to see all these memes..
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When the oceans rise next year Florida will sink into history, and Floridians will slink into Georgia. When that happens we mustn't let them interbreed.
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given the canonical age of a lot of Floridians, crossbreeding is not that big of a concern.
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